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@sdsampson.bsky.social

SAHD, writer, musician, gamer, generally a cool dude (according to my dog). Art is essential, chocolate is like art, love conquers hate (and everything else). Follow me for random thoughts and memes.

19 Followers  |  33 Following  |  61 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  1.6359

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My 2025 Wrapped Spotify

It’s here. A recap of my #SpotifyWrapped
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...

06.12.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
LEGO set for One Piece. It's 1376 pieces, actually.

LEGO set for One Piece. It's 1376 pieces, actually.

I'm so tired of the lies!

24.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This right here is the insanity I subscribed for. Hope you're doing well, Lemon.

24.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We ordered Chinese tonight, and it was finally delivered. An hour and a half late. To the wrong house. Thanks for nothing, #Grubhub.

12.10.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watching #bluey and "Pizza Girls" came on. I couldn't place why I felt dread until Muffin was on screen. Then I remembered.

25.08.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wouldn't that be convenient? #TheSandman #delirium #ADHDMemes

12.08.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Disturbance of Shadows most popular title - Sidney Williams Amazon author page

A Disturbance of Shadows most popular title - Sidney Williams Amazon author page

That's to all who helped make my upcoming novella my most popular title on Amazon at the moment. It's up for pre-order at multiple retailers now! books2read.com/disturbanceo...

#horrorsky #horror #amwriting #booksky

11.08.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Pre-ordered! Looking forward to it.

11.08.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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wilford brimley says watch out for diabeetus in front of a man ALT: wilford brimley says watch out for diabeetus in front of a man
09.08.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tale as old as time.

06.08.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.08.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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iPhone.

02.08.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 708    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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#starfoxtober2021 #starfox #masseffect

The final piece for 2021's set of prompts. I self indulgently gave Fox and Falco another costume change with some other favourites guys of mine.

02.08.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2298    πŸ” 483    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

I'm very prolific. Just not in a particularly useful way.

02.08.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't everything you've just said apply to pigeons, too?

01.08.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Heh. He said, "spreading."

01.08.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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31.07.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again:

30.07.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 26847    πŸ” 6728    πŸ’¬ 514    πŸ“Œ 254
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Which monster? This one?

31.07.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you ever want to feel truly lost for words, try explaining the taste of root beer to someone who has never tasted it.

29.07.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2585    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 218    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like the Matrix. No one can be told what it is. They have to experience it for themselves.

29.07.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wireside Chats have been one of my favorite parts of going through the MFA program. They never fail to be entertaining and insightful.

29.07.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Don't Look In The Fridge
YouTube video by Cinnamon Toast Crunch Don't Look In The Fridge

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This cereal ad is 90's-level unhinged.

16.07.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I first played Infinite as a new dad to a baby girl, and holy cow did that ending hit me hard. I very rarely cry, but I did then.

13.07.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I played and beat Super Mario 64 in a few days when I was about 12. Didn't have the patience for 120 stars.

At #SGDQ2025, Beeve is on track to beat it with 120 stars in the time it took me to beat Bowser 1. Crazy.

12.07.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Will you be my co-op runner for life?" πŸ₯ΉπŸ’–

Not only did our very own @asuka424.bsky.social win this morning's 3-player "Dog Street Race" of The Bouncer, but she immediately turned around and said "yes" to a proposal from @danejerus.bsky.social! Only at #SGDQ2025!

Congratulations to them both! πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™

10.07.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 489    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 27

Nothing about this #balatro run makes any sense, but it's highly entertaining. There's nothing like an expert-level speedrun to show you how bad you are at a game. #SGDQ2025

11.07.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Greetings, Yugi boy.

11.07.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What does a female deer give to Doctors Without Borders?

Doe-nations.

#SGDQ2025

11.07.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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