bald gate

all those american coffee bean factories punching air right now

if you're somebody that simply uses a reaction emoji to outlook emails, I hope your favorite show does extended mid-season breaks

"can you send me the raw data"

you're about to put proprietary data into basic tier chatgpt, aren't you

Walter, my senior terrier mix with an underbite, is trying to nap on the couch. He is awake but not for long.

Winston, an orange cat, is on top of a bed and fully curled in on himself. He is peeking out from behind a paw.

Lola, a senior weenie, cannot be disturbed. She is in a deep sleep in her bed with a slight smile and floral collar.

pets know it's Saturday and are following lazy protocol

woke up and still can't believe kentucky paid calzada $1.25m and he secured 0 wins

he should be bragging about it, that's an all-time bag theft

Putting sirens in your lofi song pisses me off so hard

y'all, what a good episode of Bluesky today.

gtfo, andrew cuomo

collin, don't hurt em

collin gat damn chandler #bbn

if someone says "the reds got a starting pitcher at the deadline this year," I'm gonna turn on motion blur on all your screens

has a trade deadline day ever meant anything to a cincinnati professional sports fan? it's just Tuesday

how do you delete an entire defense #bengals

who cares, let's do 18 innings for the road

A dog bed being occupied by a black dachshund and orange cat, snuggled up together on a Kentucky blanket.

A black terrier mix dog napping under my desk. He is resting his head on the wheel of my desk chair.

we have a certified monday morning cuddle puddle

and then there's Walter trying to get his underbite rolled up in my chair

tapping, nay, fisting the sign at this point

fire zac taylor

I gotta be honest I was kinda hoping the bulldogs got a conference win before we did

count your blessings if you live somewhere that doesn't have Andy Barr tongue washing boots during every commercial break

earliest national championship won in history, can't believe they're gonna let us hang a banner in October

local tattoo shops are accepting April 7th appointments for your "40-0" ink needs

I'm going to draw the most ungrounded conclusion from this exhibition #bbn

you can't stop me

A photo from a home listing. Front face of a house, sunny, shadows across the front from the trees. The photo is largely untouched.

The same house, except the lawn, roof, driveway have been photoshopped. It also does that annoying "make it look like nighttime but it's obvious daylight" filter.

pleading, screaming, crying for people to stop doing this shit on home listings

brad white should fist fight mark stoops before leaving

fire mark stoops tonight

welcome to hell, you sickos tuning in to see Texas and Kentucky pretend that what they're doing is worthy of cameras

At the "No Kings" protest today in Lexington, Kentucky.

reminder that Grippo's sells 1.5lb boxes of chips with extra seasoning

leave a box next to the candy bowl at halloween

when I'm asked a second time to do something but there hasn't been a reasonable amount of time to do it since the first time I was asked

versus Tulsa

.337 is not the limit

A row of pine trees with knitted decorative coverings wrapped around the trunks.

A "Tree Week" sign explaining that the park's forest was meant to be temporary but the trees grew too fast to be uprooted.

TIL Jacobson Park's pine forest was an oopsie