Jonathan Weisberg

These are the same to me

Listen pal if you’re going to be a 30 year old baby you’re going to need to have a Bluesky account

A very small car with a Dia de Los Muertos skulls wrap

This was the largest wrap I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

Begging the question must feel so good for the question

Thinking about the time my dad offhandedly mentioned that he'd actually grown up with Alan Dershowitz and he was always an obnoxious little twerp

The dance of death scene from Ingmar Bergman’s The Seventh Seal (1957)

The dance of death scene from Ingmar Bergman’s The Seventh Seal (1957) pasted into the rolling hillside wallpaper from Windows 95 with the caption: “The Seventh Seal” at The Sphere (2025)

The Girl With the Proof That 1+1=2 from Page 379 of Principia Tattoo

the girl with the monster energy drink tattoo

The male loneliness "epidemic" is actually just a statistical artefact, there's one incredibly lonely dude dragging down the average (me)

Exciting things are happening in the dirtbag bumper sticker space

aside from kant’s critique of pure reason, what other works of philosophy are queer coded

STOP WRITING PAPERS Papers were never supposed to be read Years of writing papers with no real-world.hse found for "knowledge" "Yes please give me 10 ARGUMENTS and 20 UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIMS" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged "In conclusion..." ???????? "In this paper I will..." ????? "Hello I would like an h-index of 7 please" THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

Me reading the DN comments:

What a stupid, petty little business we're in

Rewriting a rejected paper to say the exact same thing but boringly instead of tongue-in-cheek, lfg

If you don't like something I post on here, please do contact my advisor about it. It would be so funny to have Barry Loewer weigh in on BlueSky discourse

B-theorists:

Speaking as a Hank Hill-haired American,

You know what? I bet they sell condoms on conference cities too

Holly Does reporting for posting duty 🫡

he's not dong

she S on my P till I know

something along these lines

'i have a lot of sex, but, you know, sometimes i get introspective and reflective about that... (just to remind you, the thing i get reflective about is all the sex i'm having)' is a very familiar genre in creative writing classes, so i'm glad philosophers have discovered it

Not the worst thing I've ever read, but quite possibly the greasiest

lmao

When I was coming up there was exactly one (1) prominent philosopher of probability/statistics who was a women, and she was a total asshole to me in a job interview. Luckily she was also the only frequentist in the field so I could make fun of her with impunity

She's a ten but she has the right stance on AI for the wrong reasons

me: i blew another work deadline and my project is falling apart. god, this sucks. i suck

my best friend, blade the vampire hunter: don't say that about yourself. don't you EVER say that about yourself