Jordan Kalfus

they wanted so badly to be the nazi bar, and finally the monkey's paw begins to curl a finger

not a fan of subscribing to blocklists but i did use this excellent one to go through and individually block every account on it

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -

bsky.app/profile/did:...

1995: I wonder what technological marvels the future holds!

2025: I did a job interview with a computer program and was rejected

The decline of third spaces and hangouts, such as malls, video rental places, arcades & skate parks has been a direct result of the rise of convenience and has also been objectively bad for society as a whole. Its not that everyone HAS to socialize, but having no option to without bars is a failing.

NO KINGS Top 10 Rally Reminders Lead with Love, Not Anger. Focus your energy on what you stand for, not what you stand against. Anger fades; compassion lasts. Smile and Greet Others. Say hello, wave, or share a word of encouragement. Small acts of friendliness build community trust and lower tension. Lift Your Voice with Positivity. Joy is contagious. The more you smile, sing, and stay grounded, the safer and stronger everyone around you feels. Make Your Sign Speak Peace. Choose messages that uplift-creative, clever, values-based signs draw attention without aggression or profanity. Model Nonviolence in Every Action. If confronted, breathe, stay calm, and step back. Do not engage or argue, alert a Guardian in an orange vest. Look Out for One Another. Offer water, a smile, or friendly chat to someone nearby. Check on families, elders, and people with mobility needs. Celebrate Families and Kids. Keep the atmosphere family-friendly, and invite children to join in with chants and songs-joyful ways to express civic pride. Keep It Clean and Respectful. Leave our rally space as beautiful as you found it-or better. Treat it with respect, care, and gratitude for peace. Be Mindful of Words & Tone. Speak with kindness, even when disagreeing. Avoid insults, sarcasm, or chants that demean others. Carry Joy Beyond the Rally. After the event, share stories, photos, and reflections that highlight unity and courage-show the world what peaceful power looks like.

have you seen the rules yet tho?

people go 'every society since the bronze age has felt as though the End Times are near' but guys I think the End Times are near

No Kings Please If It Isn't Too Much Trouble I Hate To Be A Bother But If It's OK With You I'd Just Prefer A Lack Of Monarchy If Possible Please I Hope You Don't Mind Thank You So Much

Sadly, I intended to buy one but I didn't have one yet so I forgot

Just a reminder that there are still a lot of liberals who pay for subscriptions to the New York Times

I’ve got a great invention for you it’s called the written word and it’s going to take this country by storm

Well, maybe not THIS country, but certainly some other ones will be interested in the written word!

And if so, who's the ancient sick fuck that buried them in a mass grave instead of honoring each individual frog who had clearly lived a virtuous life?

Screenshot of the earlier comment with a red circle around the bookmark button

There's a bookmark button now, use that:

All institutional Democrats should be required to watch all of George McFly's scenes from Back to the Future and pass a test about which George is better, before or after standing up to Biff

Defund the police

New York's Richest Ask 'how Dare He?' as Mamdani Closes In on City Hall The city's 1% realize their influence is waning: It's hard to be chill and relaxed'

It was just after finishing a set of pelvic floor exercises that a Pilates instructor on the Upper East Side recently brought up one of the least popular men in the neighborhood: New York City mayoral front-runner Zohran Mamdani,. All of a sudden the class, which costs $50 a pop, became something of a political confab. In between sets, some women strategized about helping former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, who they see as more palatable, pull off an upset. Others gushed about a recent New York Post cover depicting Gov. Kathy Hochul, who had recently endorsed Mamdani, as a devotee of Mao Zedong.

New York's richest residents can't stop talking about Mamdani, the Democratic nominee. To many of the city's uber-wealthy, his sustained popularity has been a shock. The 33-year-old, self. described Democratic Socialist is the overwhelming favorite to win City Hall next month, on a platform that includes free buses and free child care--programs that, the moneyed are well aware, somebody needs to shell out for. "I hope Mamdani is going to give out free Xanax," said Caroline Leventhal, a lifelong Upper East sider who co-founded 'Mic'd and Medicated," a podcast that dissects the lifestyle of cosmetic surgeries and private ski instructors. "It's hard to be chill and relaxed."

Feeling dehydrated? This quenched my thirst. www.wsj.com/us-news/zohr...

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

IF there’s free and fair elections and IF democrats manage to win all they need to do is rebuild every federal agency and program from the ground up. easy peasy

Finally built a new gaming computer to replace my 7+ year old one a couple weeks ago and installed Linux Mint. I was really digging it but spent more than four days trying to get the graphics card to display on both monitors before just installing Windows 11. Super disappointed. Maybe next time.

the powers that be want you to know less about your computer. they are taking away your beautiful file pathing, keyboard inputs, considered mouse clicks, and expertise of your OS. everything will soon be done by mumbling into the open air and praying it works correctly. this is a nightmare.

Media is awesome because it can show an organization trying to get rid a guy who is underwater with state Democrats by 50 points, undermines any Democratic policy, and is just completely off-putting to anyone who has to spend five minutes around him; and they phrase it as “seeding discord”

Reuters reporting this blatant crime as if it’s a lunch date is a prime example of the kind of careless, aloof normalization in journalism that has greased the skids of this catastrophic authoritarian power grab.

There's literally no reason for Congress to exist if any random freak in the presidential orbit can nullify laws and seize federal funds. All of this is plainly illegal, but Mike Johnson leads the most corrupt Congress in US history (and by a wide margin.)

the president using the office to punish americans that didnt vote for him should really be one of the biggest scandals in americas history

"a memorandum expanding his administration’s authority"

The phrasing you're looking for is that he's suspending parts of the Constitution by decree.

celebrating violence is only against the bluesky tos if the violence happened to a nazi.

i don't think mamdani is especially talented, i think most politicians are just really fuckin bad tbh

The strength of libertarianism is you never run out of other people’s money