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@kingoftheprawns.bsky.social

Elusive cipher, but not in a fun way. (He/him)

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Finally.

This violent act targeting First Nations people on Invasion Day should have been investigated as terrorism and treated with the seriousness it deserved from the day it happened.

05.02.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Person: say, i am alive.

Computer: I am alive.

Person: oh my god.

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

01.02.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 23398    πŸ” 5155    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 141
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Crowd has dispersed, I'm back in my car.

This video, to me, is emblematic of the evening. Minnesota cops protecting ICE while the agents lounge and look on, warm inside their hotel

ICE commits state violence, and the state is by default on their side

27.01.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 867    πŸ” 306    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 26

We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered

26.01.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4529    πŸ” 767    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 12
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I think it’d have been funnier if someone had given him the Nobel for literature as well

16.01.2026 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy how the US has got ICE just executing people in the streets, bombing foreign countries and kidnapping their leaders and wife and Albo is just gonna send them $400 billion for funzies

08.01.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

some people love quoting "the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must." That was Athens saying that at the height of its empire. Few of those people seem to remember what happened to Athens the very next year.

06.01.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 933    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 14
Guy climaxes in his trousers during twerk competition
YouTube video by Patrick Guy climaxes in his trousers during twerk competition

HES VERY EXCITED youtu.be/9JAssoktjLQ?...

03.01.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
23.12.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from Dispatch.
Ohmigod, my bidet is spraying shit everywhere!"

Screenshot from Dispatch. Ohmigod, my bidet is spraying shit everywhere!"

Incredible year for the videoed game.

08.12.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
IKEA catalogue with items and prices, only it’s the Palmer living room and Bob is menacingly climbing over the couch

IKEA catalogue with items and prices, only it’s the Palmer living room and Bob is menacingly climbing over the couch

any chance i have to post this

03.12.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

You're still trying to market the old cold piss then?

06.11.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

lol

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28.10.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 14526    πŸ” 4456    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 88

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