Stoneheft

It is nice to see that not all of the illiterates are Magats. Good job cutting one some slack. 👍

FBI concludes "The Bureau is full of shit, and like it this way"

Well, I should hope so.
I figure a raccoon could lead Pierre Prollynever by 29 points.

It is. Look at what average americana voted for more than once.

Thank you for sharing the knowledge.

Any tips on what percentage of the stations have bathrooms, and accessible bathrooms? (Sorry, I know you're not an information desk, but you already know so much more than millions of us).

A Provincial Offences Officer (P.O.O.) ready to fine people for whatever reason

I'm seated behind a P.O.O.

Yikes!
How much over-budget did that go, Douggie?

Was it more expensive than a roof for the Ontario Science Centre would have been? Is the station at Don Mills going to be called "Ford Friends Station"?
How many of the shitheads at Metrolinx attend your daughters' Stag and Dough parties?

Later tonight…

RFK Jr.: Matter o'fact, I've got a raccoon fermenting in the trunk of my car, right now. You can come out to the parking lot and tailgate party with me, if you like.

#EpsteinIsland = #KidRock

That's adorable. The Crypto Bros have a giant, gold(plated) statue of a failure to demonstrate their history of managing their own artificial money... And can't pay for it, either.

Trump says he will not be attending the Super Bowl game this year because it's too far to travel just to have the fans boo whoever the guy standing next to him would've been.

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt says the New England Patriots asked President Trump to play quarterback in today's Super Bowl but he had to decline because he has to solve 37 wars today.

Sure, Don, sure...
The Olympic athlete that is being cheered for by the citizens of the entire planet (not just the country you've sharted across)... Hunter Hess, he's the loser, sure.

Deer My Friends

People are askeen me to have a publick enquiree into the five year duhlay and 12 billiun doller cost increese on the Egglyton LRT but that would slow down other projects the same great folks are working on and also none of the construction guys bought 12 doller milkshakes.

Premair

I appreciate your correction of the punctuation.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Can they make it Animatronic so that it does something funny and can be moved to the Hall Of Presidents, or something?

Like, if Lincoln gives a segment of his Gettysburg address, Trump could mispronounce a few things and then shart loudly. The 6 year olds and Magats would get a kick out of it.

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

So this is a headline on Huffpost:
"Republicans Condemn 'Incredibly Offensive' Trump Post About The Obamas"

Are you fucking kidding me? 3 fucking Republicans said something. 3.
Stop giving them credit for not even doing the absolute minimum. This is ludicrous.

reality break and timeline cleanse:

@zezvaz.bsky.social

"National Prayer Breakfast"???
WTF is wrong with that country?

The MAGA dipshits get all upset if a drag queen reads fairy tales to toddlers in a library, but this illiterate git having a "fairy tales breakfast" is okay being funded by their tax dollars?

Has he ever read ANY book?
We've heard him speak. I doubt he could get through 'Go Dog Go!'

He has always been far worse than anything we know about him yet.

Everytime the line moves, we find out new, worse things.

The monsters are the people who voted for it knowing what everyone knew decades ago.

Make No Mistake...