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I see what you did there 😆

Same. I think the only reason I turned out halfway okay was because I'd spend so much time absorbed in books.

Here's a lovely photo of Sweet Theodore. He's a purple rabbit with a greenish blue face, large dark yellow eyes, and an open mouth filled with sharp teeth. He has two pink tentacles and a pink pouch over his belly with three purple embroidered flowers. There's a galaxy print fabric in the background of the photo.

Here's another lovely photo of Theodore where he's holding a red monster finger puppet in his pouch.

Here's another lovely photo of Theodore where he's resting on my palm.

Meet my newest creation Sweet Theodore! I designed and hand-sewed him. Despite the fact that Sweet Theodore was born from a gnarled, glowing egg in the catacombs, he insists he's a completely ordinary rabbit.

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I do adore 100-year-old gossip

PBS needs you, y'all. Become a member. Get Passport. mainline documentaries until your eyes bulge cuz your brain is too stuffed.

Buy Sacha Coward's books.

One more push for this; It’s almost at 100k, this is a very much lovely welcome back to the channel.

Love seeing your darling babes. Ratties are so fun, in a "Personal space? Nah, never heard of it" kind of way 😄

Precious goofy babies, love the unhinged positions they snooze in

a group of people are jumping in the air in a dark parking garage Alt: Scene from west side story where the gang is moving through a dark parking garage, all of them are bent forward and snapping their fingers while dancing towards the camera

Your cat looks like it wants to dancefight someone, West Side Story style, and I love it

Jeremy’s creatures are always amazing, but this may be the funkiest one yet! 🤩

Ooh, now I'm eager to reread it ❤️

Carcinization, but for pottery.

Cher from Clueless as a Barbie doll. She has long blonde hair and is wearing the iconic yellow plaid jacket and skirt with a white shirt and yellow vest. She holds a giant old cell phone from the 90s.

Dionne from Clueless as a Barbie. She has long black hair and the iconic black and white plaid jacket and skirt with a white shirt and red shirt over it. She has her giant white, black, and red boxy hat.

I don't know who needs to hear this but there'll be Clueless Barbies available next month. 👀

Here's a lovely photo of my fabric art Mothman. He's a black Mothman-like creature with a gray face, twinkly red eyes, and a wide grin full of sharp teeth. His wings have red and black circular markings on the tips.

Mothman just posted some more monster-based etiquette advice over at my Patreon. When I asked him why he's so interested in etiquette, he shot blood out of his eyes all over my new Goosebumps t-shirt.

patreon.com/jeremycreature

Wow, real "lie back and think of England" framing you're doing there

So one thing of note, #HorrorWatch- there is some attempted (but not actually done) SA in this movie. So if you want to sit this one out, that's okay. The sequels don't have it, but they're more comedy action fantasy than horror fantasy.

Here's a lovely photo of Lemondrop and Max. Lemondrop is a fabric art creature with three bulbous red eyes, a big oval mouth full of sharp teeth. He has two thin tentacle-like arms. He's wearing a black fabric witch hat that I hand-sewed. He has an arm around his buddy Max. Max is a clay mushroom creature that I sculpted with two eyes. He's a black mushroom with rainbow dots painted on the top of his head

My newest creation is Lemondrop Fuzziface the Evil Sorcerer. I designed and sewed him. Here he is hanging out with his buddy Max. Lemondrop enjoys cursing my other creatures, listening to Max's best gossip, and trying to be as evil as his father Lemonzest Fuzziface.

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ebi the brown rat and yuzu the black and white hooded rat curled up together in a hammock. yuzu has her tail in front of her and ebi is resting her head on yuzu's back

ebi the brown rat and yuzu the black and white hooded rat curled up together in a hammock. yuzu has her tail curled around her body and is looking at the camera and ebi is resting her head on yuzu's back

are you allowed to be this cute??? is this legal???

a skull in a painting does not remind them of death. it reminds them of immortality. it reminds them that they will be buried in places of honor. they will be remembered

the goal of art in this century is not to remind them that they die too

it is to teach them that they are not immune to drowning

In case you didn't know, there's a wonderful audiobook of RINGMASTER, read by a trans gal with a beautiful voice

Sample below:

ringmasterthebook.com

Everything happens for a reason, I whisper, as I place a tiny top hat from my tiny top hat bag on the 104th raccoon.

Thank them for this ray of light 🙏

A photoshopped cat is placed inside an illustration/painting of a glowing cloud where Jesus would be, ascending into Heaven surrounded by angels

My Other took the photo I had of our doofus Marty and made this and I am DYING every time I look at it saved on my phone so for anyone who needs a laugh, enjoy 😂

reposting for tortie content but also reposting for correct use of POV

Shares hugely appreciated as I attempt to relaunch this book in the aftermath of the Unbound collapse.

Audiobook, book, and art bundle.

If you see me posting after 10pm on a Sunday, just know I’ve given up on pretending to be a functioning adult.

*muttering* it's not parasocial if she loves me back

Absolutely, for both my cursive and print; wrote the alphabet over and over until I settled what felt right for me