Oh and rinse and drain your beans - forgot that part
10.11.2025 21:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@heathcliffgarfield.bsky.social
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Oh and rinse and drain your beans - forgot that part
10.11.2025 21:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh last thing - I forgot Crema, if you want to get fancy. Instead of sour cream, do 2 parts sour cream, 1 part mayo, and then thin it with milk or cream until it's the consistency you want. Add salt.
Another small thing that just changes the experience.
Enjoy!
cucumbers or kimchi and fried or soy sauce eggs. Asian stuff we keep includes sesame seeds, sriracha, scallions. You can roast off asparagus and broccoli for this, make spicy or soy mayo...
It's been working great for us. Make A LOT of rice.
Beans are done when liquid is almost exhausted!...
Finally, make or decant your guacamole, pico, jalapeΓ±os, whatever. It's really easy, stores and reheats well, and can provide variety. Sometimes I make a few chicken thighs as well, bc a little meat goes a long way this way.
You can easily extrapolate an asian version of this with quick pickled...
Your beans are going to simmer for 1/2 hour or so, so now make your instant pot rice. There are a million recipes you can look up for this. If you want to get fancy, make coconut lime rice (recipe below). Stovetop rice also works, timing wise...
carmyy.com/instant-pot-...
3. Add minced garlic, cook til aromatic, about 1 minute
4. Add beans and a dash or two of cumin, stir to cover
5. Add chicken or veg broth to cover, lower to simmer...
After you have your onions going in your lime brine, start on your beans. For that:
1. Heat oil in pot (1 tbsp is usually enough) on medium til hot
2. Add Better Than Buillion Sofrito base and cook until oil changes color (1 tbsp is usually more than enough for a can of beans, it's strong)...
Step 1 - Quick pickled Mexican Red Onions. The secret here is that you don't have to cook any part of it and they really do make it feel like you're eating at a restaurant instead of home. Recipe below.
www.muydelish.com/mexican-pick...
Black bean rice bowls. Everything here is homemade except the pico. I have this one down to a speed run now (45 mins start to finish) since it's a staple now, so figured I'd share it for any moots who might benefit. This is part of a recession food strategy with one tween, one teen, etc. 1/*
10.11.2025 20:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βYes. That is what queefs are.β
Man, this thing knows everything!!
asking chatgpt if thetans can be fucked out
10.11.2025 17:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I love your optimism
10.11.2025 02:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Howβs that Dad from Brooklyn?
10.11.2025 02:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Boogaloo Schumer
10.11.2025 02:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Primaries for senators
09.11.2025 22:20 β π 13584 π 3785 π¬ 138 π 159nice he must have read my comment on his post
10.11.2025 01:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perfect
09.11.2025 15:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To find common ground with your enemies, see them join your coalition, and hear the sensible contributions of their women."
Have they literally EVER asked this about a human worker?
09.11.2025 02:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0AND they cut John Malkovich as Red Ghost (aka MCU Teddy KGB).
09.11.2025 02:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Someone tell Judge Jeanine to let him take the plug out - or at least give him the remote control. She gets funny when sheβs in her cups.
09.11.2025 02:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love Guy Davis! First discovered his work in The Marquis
09.11.2025 02:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, so youβve heard my podcast TEA WITH TOPOGIGO
09.11.2025 02:15 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0DEMS SIMPLE PROPOSAL:
Make the GOP good until after the midterms
Eat Shit
Establish a committee to study how one party can eat so much shit over and over
Terrible. Playing into their hands yet again. Lets float the Trump admin on healthcare til after the midterms, thatβll show βem. Your base DOES NOT WANT THIS. Your base wants you to stand firm.
09.11.2025 01:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If youβre hating on and dunking on Nancy Pelosi, I invite you to watch this footage from Jan 6 where she says she hopes Trump trespasses in the Capitol so she can punch him out and go to jail. I 100% believe she would have. Lady has more balls than 90% of the men there.
youtu.be/B0Phr6rsRh0
Something very good!
09.11.2025 01:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So fucking stupid and lame
09.11.2025 01:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt understand. I dont know what I expected Josh Shapiro to sound like, but itβa literally like heβs doing an Obama impression. Wild
09.11.2025 01:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Acrylic on canvas
Please PLEASE let me know if you want animal.portrait for ourself or maybe a gift for someone.
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Much love.
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