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Ask Jeeves about the Lycos dog!

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Latest posts by professorlatency.bsky.social on Bluesky

All it takes is embracing the vibes.

22.11.2025 17:14 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Great to see the most insane posters are still alive and well.

22.11.2025 17:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah in a world of constant flouting of federal law and whatever the fuck else - THIS is one step too far.

22.11.2025 17:11 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Don’t we all wish we could play with broken in balls that weren’t ours?

20.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was howling during the whole movie. As a ZAZ lover I feel it really nailed it.

18.11.2025 05:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whirlypop

Coconut oil

Flavacol

Amish country ladyfinger kernels

18.11.2025 04:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whirlypops are the best fucking thing in the world

18.11.2025 04:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Milwaukee and Ego for me! I’m a big Ego whore for my yard work but my grandfather has been trying to get me into the Ryobi camp for years.

14.11.2025 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I see a Ryobi guy

14.11.2025 21:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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12.11.2025 17:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sad I didn’t make the cut. Anyways fuck you.

12.11.2025 16:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cop shit

12.11.2025 14:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cop shit

12.11.2025 14:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe you just have it coming?

12.11.2025 14:00 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you promise?

12.11.2025 06:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cool thanks for letting us know

10.11.2025 16:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Give up. But take heart in there being a 10, 20, or perhaps even 30% chance of things not going bad after you give up.

10.11.2025 13:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to the democrats”.

10.11.2025 04:20 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s adorable that you think there’ll be a vote on the ACA subsidies.

10.11.2025 03:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

INCREDIBLE. Just when you think Schumer couldn’t suck more.

10.11.2025 00:34 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dems continue to be a waste.

10.11.2025 00:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah dude

08.11.2025 22:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a good cover though

08.11.2025 07:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That should be anyone’s default state on Bob Dylan

08.11.2025 07:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone's got their own kinks.

07.11.2025 16:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's not a true European doctor visit until they prescribe you paracetamol

07.11.2025 16:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lighter design by Tetsuya Nomura

07.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More fun to think it's anti-snitching.

06.11.2025 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe Jay Jones voters are just anti-snitching

06.11.2025 15:56 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

You fuckers in the comments here need to stop. Just because a broken clock is right twice a day doesn’t mean you need to use it to tell time.

06.11.2025 15:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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