@wizzypuff.bsky.social
#1 collector of digits and phalanges Grandmaster fresh daddy-o of the West, East, and everything in between, all that AND a bag of chips "9/10 doctors love him, and the last one still thinks he's pretty great"
Toxically positive? Or positively toxic 😈
15.03.2025 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't think this works as a gif for some reason, but if you know, you know 😏
05.03.2025 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SpongeBob crunching on steamed coral and pretending to like it
Every time I eat Takis, it makes me feel like this scene from SpongeBob... but in a good way
05.03.2025 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nevermind, this is taking too long, I'm turning around and finding a different attraction
28.01.2025 03:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Driving back home and I'm stuck in traffic, it really isn't so bad, just imagine you're in line at an amusement park, and your home is the ride!
28.01.2025 03:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hadestown On Ice
"Hell Froze Over"
What's the point of Nintendo Music? Useless app!
30.10.2024 23:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Idea: String cheese to sew your cheese clothes back together
17.10.2024 07:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm applying to work at this place, and under "benefits" the only thing listed is "The Doubt"
Is this like, really good or should I be worried? 🤔
Who wants to join my inconspicuous tailor business "Snitches Make Stitches"?
20.03.2024 10:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Actually, screw bluesky
There's no place to display your location on your profile, so I can't add my pronouns
JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW I LIVE ON HE BOULEVARD IN HIMTOWN
It's been 6 hours and not a single employee has washed my hands, never going to Walmart again 😡
06.01.2024 05:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sew a bow, as beloved 😉
08.11.2023 11:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
