Alice Michelle

if you're a sensory person, don't buy an Xbox. That controller is so clicky and loud. Can't do anything

If they cave and end the shutdown on a Tuesday, we can call it TACO Tuesday, is all I'm saying

Y’all had me thinking she died for a second there

You may not agree, but I think it’s time for Dems from coast to coast to run on Medicare for all.

We do NOT need health insurance companies at all.

Period.

They serve no valuable societal purpose other than to add cost to healthcare and drive people crazy.

I’m never renting in a neighborhood with an HOA again 🙄

Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!

What’s next? A new Call of Duty coming next year??

“Leaks claim Halo 2 & 3 remakes in the works” what a lazy prediction. No shit.

Being legally required to carry auto insurance is such a scam. They charge you more for using the insurance, they charge you more if there’s an accident even if it’s not your fault, they raise rates without a reason. F this

I was looking forward to handing out candy to trick or treaters. Maybe next year 🥲

Is the cure to depression another cup of coffee? It’s the only thing I’ve been willing to try, hopefully it works soon

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It's actually crazy how the NYT could go from being "the paper of record" to a fascist boot licker dishrag so easily

Shop local!! No corporation is on our side, period. They cannot be trusted

Kinda wild that Mamdani and Sliwa are the guys who won their primaries and there has been open, nonstop meddling to overturn that will of the voters and install the disgraced former governor and it’s largely being covered like this is perfectly normal shit

Amazon’s Ring is partnering with Flock

• A network of AI-powered cameras used by ICE, federal agencies, and police

• Authorities can request users to share footage to assist with 'evidence collection and investigative work'

(via Techcrunch | 404 Media co)

The 100 lowest-paying US corporations spent $644B on stock buybacks from 2019 to 2024.

Buybacks artificially boost share prices and inflate CEO pay.

The typical worker at these companies earned $35k last year.

Meanwhile, the average CEO was paid $17.2M

See the problem?

Instagram is rolling out a new layout that puts its most addictive feature front and center knowing that it will negatively impact their users’ mental health. Social media must be regulated.

Absolutely wild the GOP is carrying water for a dude depicting himself as a king in a jet dumping poo on Americans.

Impossible to take anyone still standing by Trump seriously on any topic. Mike Johnson the “conservative Christian” is just cool with this at a values level, eh?

Mmmkay.

“I like bluesky but I really miss when randoms on Twitter would flame me and call me slurs” said nobody ever

Do I need a digivice AirPods case? No. It needs me.

BlueSky just verified the White House account. I responded by doing the only appropriate thing:

I’ve been avoiding Alice in Wonderland as a Halloween costume for years now because I don’t want the naming accusations but this year… I think I’d look good in a blue dress and pinafore 😳

Almost caved and reinstalled Instagram on my break today but it was downloading so slow I gave up and stayed on Bluesky

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In that case I would have said Edward Scissorhands

Steve Jobs will appear on commemorative $1 coin Yes, he’s wearing a turtleneck. 

Steve Jobs will appear on commemorative $1 coin

Bank of America, BNY Sued Over Jeffrey Epstein Ties New lawsuits accuse the banks of maintaining a relationship with the convicted sex offender and failing to report suspicious activities until after his 2019 death.

Two class-action lawsuits accuse Bank of America and Bank of New York of maintaining relationships with Jeffrey Epstein and failing to report suspicious activities until after his death. The suits allege his trafficking operation wouldn’t have existed without the special treatment provided to him.

AOC: When one party wants the votes of another party. You negotiate, you come to a compromise and you pass a bill. That is schoolhouse rock. And that is how things should be

The plan to force taxpayers to cover emergency medical costs for non-citizens is a law called EMTALA: signed into law by the infamous democrat Ronald Reagan.