Riley

Back to back fantastic catches from Daulton Varsho and Vlad Jr limit the damage to a run

This is specifically Absolute Batman, who exists in an alternate universe and this specific story is a flashback within the Absolute universe to his early days as Batman and implies that he wasn’t originally against killing but, following the events of the issue, changed his ways to non-lethal.

Joe Davis pukes up 487 pitches

he’s getting a neuralink implant

no I can’t stand the UI

New national signing day idea: teams are randomly assigned to recruits via hat lottery

If we force the Texans to only draft olineman in the next three drafts, they’re bound to maybe get a second touchdown

Jumping on the pile is a penalty now???

If there’s one thing about CJ Stroud, it’s that you can never tell him to touch grass because that oline has him doing it regularly

it’s been like this since last year and it’s so exhausting to watch

The Texans might have the worst running game I’ve ever seen

I’m convinced they’d look significantly better with a blue that didn’t look so black. Personally, I’d love to see what they’d look like with Texas Flag blue

NO ONE WANTS AI VIDEOS MADE OF THEM WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT.

Honestly, these need to just become their primaries. They’re so good.

trying to make cheugy happen is cheugy

The Prongler would be a good name for a Batman villain

Balu Brigada

Showgirl is Taylor’s Raditude and I will not be explaining further

nobody loses one run games like us

edited screenshots from the show Game Changer. Host Sam Reich, with cow ears and cow horns, addresses the contestants saying, "Now, you all understand how the tools work?" The contestants, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Izzy Roland, and Lou Wilson look back at him expectantly from their player podiums behind a table with 4 cow tools on it.

The only way to win is by lumping and the only way to lump is by prongling.

Disney and ABC have pulled Jimmy Kimmel Live! off air “indefinitely” after FCC chairman Brendan Carr threatened to pull the broadcast licenses of any station that aired his show over comments Kimmel made about the man charged with killing Charlie Kirk. The decision, according to Variety, was made after television giant Nexstar announced that its local ABC affiliates would pre-empt airings of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, just hours after Carr issued that threat. Nexstar is one of the biggest owners of television stations across the country. We’ve reached out to the FCC for comment on what specifically is objectionable from Kimmel’s show and which FCC regulations he may have violated.

Btw very important to say that the FCC has not at all said what Kimmel said that was so objectionable! This is classic chilling effect - there are no rules so everyone stops talking

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Pritzker: What's at stake here is free speech. It's our constitution and our way of life. Do we really want the president intimidating people, organizations to get others fired? People ought to be standing up and speaking out.

When ChatGPT first took off this was the use case that confused me the most. People said they “only” used it to write “first drafts.” That’s the most important draft! That’s the thinking part!

I can only blame the o-line for so long

Feel like it's important to note that while Trump has backed down on deploying the national guard here, immigration raids are very much still happening.

I can’t think about him without hearing The Song

Yeah, I have to agree. The biggest skill I’d love to see Stroud learn is when to drop back and when to step up. His instinct always seems to be dropping back and, with that terrible oline, it basically always leads to 10+ yard sacks.

Why doesn’t stroud just instantly release it every play this is totally on him