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A promotional text from Portillo’s offering me a free slice of chocolate cake for my birthday month

Got a sext from Portillo’s

CNN INVESTIGATES: New documents shed light on Renee Good's ties to ICE monitoring efforts in Minneapolis

this fucking headline and the lede is that she *served on a fucking school board*

big nog

this has me giggling so much I love this

I’d definitely lean Clair Obscur among these

look at the menaces our city deals with Mr. President you must take down your name to save us

a picture of an emoji face turned most of the way to the side but peeking back around and giving side eye

oh no Chicago is such a hellhole Mr. President you must do something starting with taking your name off that tower downtown show you want nothing to do with the city take your name down please we’re begging you it must be done to save the city Mr. President

This is the facility that I and many others have been protesting. We’ve been hit, thrown, gassed, and shot with pepper bullets but none of that holds a candle to what is being done to people *in* the actual facility.

Read this thread. Don’t look away. Keep your eyes and the pressure on Broadview.

check out Central Camera Co in the loop if you haven’t already

A comic cover for Black Panther Intergalactic respecting the title character skiing in a sweater inspired costume. Notably, he is looking quite cheeked up.

A screen grab of The Simpsons where Homer is covering his eyes because he sees Ned Flanders in a very form-fitting snow suit out skiing.

stupid sexy black panther

Back to back fantastic catches from Daulton Varsho and Vlad Jr limit the damage to a run

This is specifically Absolute Batman, who exists in an alternate universe and this specific story is a flashback within the Absolute universe to his early days as Batman and implies that he wasn’t originally against killing but, following the events of the issue, changed his ways to non-lethal.

Joe Davis pukes up 487 pitches

he’s getting a neuralink implant

no I can’t stand the UI

New national signing day idea: teams are randomly assigned to recruits via hat lottery

If we force the Texans to only draft olineman in the next three drafts, they’re bound to maybe get a second touchdown

Jumping on the pile is a penalty now???

If there’s one thing about CJ Stroud, it’s that you can never tell him to touch grass because that oline has him doing it regularly

it’s been like this since last year and it’s so exhausting to watch

The Texans might have the worst running game I’ve ever seen

I’m convinced they’d look significantly better with a blue that didn’t look so black. Personally, I’d love to see what they’d look like with Texas Flag blue

NO ONE WANTS AI VIDEOS MADE OF THEM WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT.

Honestly, these need to just become their primaries. They’re so good.

trying to make cheugy happen is cheugy

The Prongler would be a good name for a Batman villain

Balu Brigada

Showgirl is Taylor’s Raditude and I will not be explaining further