SweepTheLeg

me when i buy a twix for $2.67 and asked if i want to round up to $3.00 for charity

is debating the perfect sandwich cut still a thing because if so may i present

1 like = i will review your posts for 10 seconds and reply with my first impression

how tf did i miss this in 2019 lol

i'll start. Coheed and Cambria.

drop a band/artist you're into and their fan base is actually good people

what absolute knob would believe he could even organize his underwear drawer

trump ppl getting stranded after a rally will never get old lol

straight up AI onion good shit

stop and breathe for a few seconds before deciding if it's worth responding

surely late to the party but Major Burns is an all timer football player name

me opening up google: cmon give me that good shit
*first recommended: Ranking Frozen Chicken Pot Pie Brands From Worst To Best

Ngl I totally misread that these things happen apologies

don't blame her but it would be kinda nice for someone in the circle to actually question what the right to defend yourselves means

i'm no math whiz but the numbers don't math

hell yeah 5 new jobs

*me listening: omg this is amazing but ugh sad
*me hearing the back story: ok i thought i was sad before

Hashbrown update he is comfortable

*US eastern seaboard literally under water
US: isreal needs help send them money

a man in a suit is talking to a group of people and says " there are dozens of us dozens " ALT: a man in a suit is talking to a group of people and says " there are dozens of us dozens "

pumping up the crowd at a Trump rally be like

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

yard work kinda sucked today but i made a new friend

fuck off recommendations i'm not that old yet

so we were painting pots tonite if you have company you can turn the plant around if the convo gets a lil too intense

about to get my life together

didn't really expect to love AZ as much as I did visiting but yes it's breathtaking...great pic!

older folks poke fun at younger generations spending habits but y'all would've drunk doordash ordered liver and onions if the option was available

everyone: sooooo it kinda looks like a genocide ngl

them: I TOLD YOU WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING

walked 6 1/2 miles at work and after catching up on emails for an hour my smartwatch hits me with TIME TO GET MOVING i'm not training for a triathlon you asshole