Old Man Yells At Cloud

If the scientists in Interstellar had used ISO timestamps for each message from Miller's planet, they would've known right away that Miller's ship got destroyed within hours of landing, just sayin

Finally watching s2e9 of severance after some annoying af episodes, there’s no way they stick the landing right?

we're gonna look back on dropping genAI on an unprepared population like photos of people handling radium with their bare hands

Ok how soon can we get Mayor Pete to be back in charge of the airplanes and trains in this country. The president doesn’t even need to find out

I’m well on track to block every single phone number in my area code, due to random call centers asking if I want to sell my house

Maybe someday the Bart robot voice will be able to pronounce it “Oakland” instead of “oh ay cland”

why do I get the feeling that severance s2 is building up to a westworld-level of letdown

This is about me and cheese

Brain’s not wrong, we are all just one magnificent coat away from true nirvana at all times

Imagine that Pippin wears down Frodo until he hands the ring over. Instead of a dark lord you’ll have a Pip, hungry and terrible as the dawn

Making elf design beau-arts/art nouveau and making dwarves art deco is such an iconic filmic decision that I genuinely don’t know if we will cook this hard again as a society

Gandalf has some real diva moments! Rather fall to your doom than do one pull-up? Relatable

Gandalf goes “Swords are no more use here” then proceeds to slay the balrog of Morgoth with a sword

The LOTR movies never show us what happens to the real GOAT, bill the pony

Feels like holding the ring is way worse for exposure to its evil than wearing it on a chain around your neck, watching Frodo manhandle this thing like Chernobyl ep 1

AI gone rogue? Autonomous AI agent gets stuck at bottom of a lake for 2500 years (the one ring)

Sauron built the whole army of Mordor and Isengard all natty - no ring of power, no creatine, just straight up being a hater

I’m almost ready for an Upstairs Laptop and a Downstairs Laptop

Would you do the “upload your consciousness to rapidshare” xfiles episode thing, or no

Baseball fans are like those lichens that grow on a rock with like, zero nutrition. Takes almost nothing to keep em goin

The boxes for PC games had to be bigger because they actually had cool stuff in them, like a map or some coins or some kind of code wheel that’s also the copy protection

A simple illustration of a snake eating its own tail. It says: “ouroboros can have a little ouroboros (as a treat).”

eat

A woman with a backpack sits astride a mamachari, which is a Japanese bicycle with a low top bar, cute basket in the front and storage rack on the back. The woman is wearing fun shoes.

What you want is a Japanese mamachari static.webshopapp.com/shops/246487...

Rest in peace, Nóva. And 💜 to all of those she touched who are grieving now.

https://nivenly.org/blog/2023/08/19/an-announcement-regarding-kris-n%C3%B3va/

day ruined amirite

Happy Zero Cool day to those who celebrate it.

Bluesky (pronounced like brewski)