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Jake Velazquez

@jakevcomedy.bsky.social

Color blind comedian

19 Followers  |  15 Following  |  10 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.3961

Latest posts by jakevcomedy.bsky.social on Bluesky

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This was a mistake

30.01.2025 16:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tesla unveils new electric chamber! Reduced carbon emissions by 71% compared to the gas powered models in the 1940’s

28.01.2025 17:07 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Why is Mac Millers new album cover a picture of Neal Brennan?

23.01.2025 02:59 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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These guys are “fluent in sarcasm”

04.12.2024 16:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anything more dystopian than a MRI Black Friday deal?

“Affordable healthcare! For a limited time only!”

01.12.2024 00:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anyone’s sadness spicy?

26.11.2024 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know I’m getting older because Jake Paul tried to step to me

21.11.2024 01:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bringing a brown bag to the Delta Lounge so people at the bar know I’m about that life

20.11.2024 00:10 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I failed this color blind test and my friend asked what I was seeing so I tried to screenshot it. Turns out I’m blind and dumb

19.11.2024 22:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just found out I’m color blind. Please send kind words in black ink

19.11.2024 22:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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