My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
01.11.2025 00:31 β π 9151 π 1154 π¬ 396 π 110@jacovides.bsky.social
I teach philosophy at Purdue. My opinions are my own and don't represent my employer
My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
01.11.2025 00:31 β π 9151 π 1154 π¬ 396 π 110The CFP for the Association Association is live. See the poster for details:
30.10.2025 02:43 β π 8 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Cute light beige dog dressed as a Halloween ghost.
Even winning this yearβs Halloween costume prize couldnβt ease Carolβs existential ennui. βAnother October, another ghost, another shiny prize. Maybe a pigβs ear would cheer me. Ah nuts, who am I kidding.β
30.10.2025 23:39 β π 5741 π 610 π¬ 92 π 26You are in space. Congratulations. You've earned it
30.10.2025 04:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wrote the St. Paul's university one and the accompanying footnote. I stand by my work
30.10.2025 01:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Once people decided that vaccines didn't work, all bets were off, and any combination of beliefs was possible
30.10.2025 00:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I didn't mean to chide you, just to express my delight at a piece of trivia. He was president during the Salem witch trials, which he supported
28.10.2025 17:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The sixth president of Harvard. You can't get any more tied to a university
28.10.2025 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Just found out Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman. This is why I have trust issues
15.04.2025 20:41 β π 277 π 86 π¬ 6 π 1Barker called me up one night and without preamble said "It's opinions, not onions. Not onions. This is Clive Barker. I've been trying to track down and stop this error in editions for decades. OPINIONS."
25.10.2025 18:26 β π 862 π 202 π¬ 22 π 13Have you heard the one about the infinitude of death?
25.10.2025 02:06 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm a blood-pumping organ at heart.
23.10.2025 17:52 β π 22 π 10 π¬ 1 π 0Look, man, we're just interested in truth. Present your refutation, and then the future meetings will just be histories of an error
22.10.2025 13:50 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Weβre planning a conference on associationism and its history, and we're calling for papers. Let me or Javi Gomez-Lavin @jglavin.bsky.social know if youβre interested philevents.org/event/show/1...
22.10.2025 12:59 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0can I come over to your house and do this
20.10.2025 12:37 β π 134 π 29 π¬ 19 π 2The species relativity of color
19.10.2025 23:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is no death for an otter, only life to the end.
18.10.2025 01:45 β π 38 π 10 π¬ 0 π 1If I have time to make signs for No Kings tomorrow, they're just going to be lines from the Declaration of Independence cataloguing George III's offenses that match things Trump has done.
17.10.2025 20:33 β π 284 π 55 π¬ 10 π 9I built an AI model that writes haunting sci-fi novels in which a vast and unknowable alien other produces seemingly-real replicas of your lost loved ones, just as you remember them but also hollow, since we cannot know the alien other if we do not know ourselves. I call the model 'Stanislaw LLM'
17.10.2025 17:47 β π 23 π 9 π¬ 1 π 1Tips Learn how to turn ideas into images.
Step 1: refuse to draw any distinction between "phantasm, notion, species, or whatever it is which the mind can be employed about in thinking".
#philosophy #c17
There she blows!- there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!
15.10.2025 12:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bhutan in 2008
15.10.2025 03:24 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Santa is the patron saint of justice
07.10.2025 02:13 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Physics Nobel announcement tomorrow.
If you know and dislike a famous physicist, this is the day of the year to call them up in the middle of the night, wait 10 seconds, and then do you best Swedish Chef impression...
The last time I posted the income relationship to presidential vote among White respondents to the @electionstudies.bsky.social ANES, people asked for additional estimates among all voters.
Updated estimates here:
I think your urban death rate is off by an order of magnitude
01.10.2025 03:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0