goose pimple is hovering silently over the pool again

moaned in a crazy way during electrolysis today 😖 i'm such a little slut for getting my follicles burnt clean off my face

is there an umamusume who's secretly just a normal human girl wearing a fake tail + ears? i would pull for her

comment says "Pao Yumol, I don't use the word hero very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history."

i still refuse to read comment sections for anything i've written because this is prob the best one i'll ever receive

VILE: Exhumed may be banned for sale, but I refuse to let that stop people from playing the game.

It’s now available, for free, at WWW.VILEISBANNED.COM

Please share the site, share the game, and fuck anyone who tries to control storytelling and expression.

if i had a trainee event in umamusume it'd be like:

>pao is still at her computer when she notices it's 4am.
>"aw shit, i really need to go to bed."
>"...a toxic yuri about gymnasts, huh?"
>dawn breaks before pao finishes reading.
>energy went down by 20.
>mood remains Awful.

honestly a sick idea for a minigame

The protagonist character designs.

My Nana's info: hometown in Ehime, future dream is to be a graphic designer, and I have controller vibration for phone texts set to On.

"Your name is Nana. From tomorrow, you'll be living alone in Tokyo."

Checked out the Nana PS2 game today that @goosepimple.moe alerted me to the existence of. This is a title that boldly asks: what if there were THREE Nanas!? My Nana is from Ehime (where I was the first time I lived in Japan), wants to be a graphic designer, and has this cute boyish look.

wow lovely play-by-play! cool that it's true to the manga's harsh take on urban life

why would you take me for a fool...when you could take me for a ride? in your big, fast car? ;)

skater could be kinda yandere ("i HATE it when you smoothen the rink for other girls") and the driver could be sorta kuudere ("i care not for the spectacle -- my only love is the ice")

yuri between a gregarious ice skater and a moody zamboni driver

"whenever i think about how you made the rink all clean and smooth for me...it makes my heart skip a beat..."

i hope the game lets you kick takumi in the nuts. that would be cool

oh whoa, i hadn't even considered that that would be a part of it. to be honest i feel like the only truly dateable character is yasu, though even then he prob harbors a gay devotional love for ren deep down

there's something funny about the fact that gacha games inspire the most fanatical min-maxing i've ever seen in their playerbases. some of the spreadsheets for ranking umamusume support cards read like ancient tomes pulsing with forbidden knowledge

my friends have been so nice to me lately. it makes me want to act like the kind of person who deserves it

nana is like a manifesto for gender abolition imo. all of its characters are riddled w scars caused by patriarchal violence, whether as perpetrators or victims or both. gender built the walls of the labyrinth that separates nana and hachi from one another. it's so fucking sad

ooh are you fluent in japanese? i only studied enough to learn a handful of kanji but it's times like these when i wish i'd learned more. also if you do play one of em lemme know how it is!

i know, everyone who's ever lived in that house has been so sweet to me. i've got to get out of here to escape the specter of the relationship, but i'm really going to miss him

i think i'm gonna bake him a cake. i honestly don't know what i've done to deserve acts of kindness like this

last night i couldn't sleep and wound up sobbing into the early hours of the morning. when someone knocked on my door this afternoon i was almost certain they were here to complain about the noise, but instead it was this same neighbor, who came over to bring me some prosciutto pizza he made

fuck i wish there was a fan translation so badly

there are nana video game adaptations????

all right i love nana (both the manga and its titular girls) a lot but i can't take the plot device of "ren derailing his career in music because of a budding addiction to weed" too seriously. it's just weed, guys. he has bigger problems to worry about

taking estrogen and progesterone is sort of like "going to horny jail" in that it's like being put in a prison where you're forced to be horny while having no way to do anything about it

is there some magic technique for preventing yourself from crying? like the way you can pre-empt a sneeze by squeezing your nose or whatever? some kinda thing like that, that i can do w my hand, would be ideal

oh whoa i didn't know that. i can only imagine how powerful it must have felt to have actually manifested a reunion

has any breakup song, across the entire history of recorded music, ever resulted in its author and subject getting back together?

ohh damn pickled artichoke is a galaxy-brain move. the only pickles i've had lately have been the various pickles i've found myself in

it was this like rotisserie chicken sandwich w garlic and rosemary that i bought from some shop while doing my walk from the sunset to downtown. i think it was near hayes valley? i can't remember the name of the shop and i sorta doubt they're still around, but...i never forget a good sandwich...

there's so much shit i want to figure out before i die