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I do not live in Brooklyn. I am not writing a memoir. I did not attend high kindergarten.

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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks

12.11.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4072    πŸ” 697    πŸ’¬ 226    πŸ“Œ 241

hm sounds like it’s time for some journalists to make some requests because I for one would like more information on Sarah Kendzior’s suspension.

11.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??

09.11.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5779    πŸ” 1262    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 47

I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them

10.11.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10013    πŸ” 1919    πŸ’¬ 229    πŸ“Œ 148

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

07.11.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 11193    πŸ” 5397    πŸ’¬ 173    πŸ“Œ 1008

Some people I know are doing the strategic and on the ground work. My contribution for now is starting the whistle stockpile. And yes to everything you say.

06.11.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New Yorker here who had the same thought last week (I used eBay). 144 whistles arrived today, mailed in clear bags. Interesting to be continued conversation with the doorman on duty.

06.11.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.

05.11.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1521    πŸ” 371    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 38
Andrew Coumo kissing a woman who does not particularly look involved in the situation herself

Andrew Coumo kissing a woman who does not particularly look involved in the situation herself

Woman covering her face with her hand at Cuomo party

Woman covering her face with her hand at Cuomo party

Man with his face in his hand at cuomo party

Man with his face in his hand at cuomo party

Woman holding NY hearts Cuomo branded campaign sign but it’s upside down

Woman holding NY hearts Cuomo branded campaign sign but it’s upside down

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday πŸ’€

06.11.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8801    πŸ” 1623    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.

05.11.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11559    πŸ” 1747    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 100

The next 12 months will be the most consequential for American politics since the 1850s. I don't say that glibly. We warned what would happen and they've done it and more. It appears we still have free elections, and so now they will now throw everything they have at us, a fascist kitchen sink.

05.11.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

bluesky: we love baseball and zohran mamdani and our joints are starting to hurt when it rains

05.11.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6

I don't know what will happen in NYC tonight, but I do know that regardless of outcome, any number of public figures, celebrities, politicians and institutions that oppose Mamdani have done so with a level of rhetorical ugliness, racism, and dishonesty that should neither be forgotten nor forgiven.

04.11.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7854    πŸ” 1555    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 63

Just let me get the leak of what the NYPD group chats post about Zohran

05.11.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4142    πŸ” 409    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 12
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Donate to Help Laid-Off Teen Vogue Staffers Recover, organized by Lexi McMenamin More than half the team at Teen Vogue was laid off this week by our parent co… Lexi McMenamin needs your support for Help Laid-Off Teen Vogue Staffers Recover

thank you for the outpouring of support!

those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.

04.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7228    πŸ” 3570    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 127

A multi-day freakout about Mamdani's chances apparently happened because Millennials were waiting to vote until they could get the special Halloween-themed "I voted" stickers

03.11.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1530    πŸ” 226    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 53
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I’m sorry but you still don’t know enough about Curtis Sliwa I’m sorry but you still don’t know enough about Curtis Sliwa

Was honored to help @chana.bsky.social edit this deep dive compilation of Curtis Sliwa lore gathered over weeks. There is so much jaw-dropping material, we simply could not bear to make it shorter than 76 slides.

03.11.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 325    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 73

if you see that AI-generated video going around, of some NYPD officer telling an ICE officer what he’s doing is against the law, one straightforward way to tell it’s AI is this will literally never happen

03.11.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2152    πŸ” 534    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 12

I also love the day after when out of town runners wear their medals as they wander all over the city.

02.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the transcript from Mamdani’s live Hell Gate podcast 

Because it also brings me to ways of living in the city, parts of the city that I would not have been to otherwise.

You're talking about disguises?

Yeah, disguises.

It is funny, when I don't wear my suit, it's like, it's just another brown guy with a beard.
I was at the Mets game, and I was like, nobody cares, great.
Nobody cares.

Screenshot of the transcript from Mamdani’s live Hell Gate podcast Because it also brings me to ways of living in the city, parts of the city that I would not have been to otherwise. You're talking about disguises? Yeah, disguises. It is funny, when I don't wear my suit, it's like, it's just another brown guy with a beard. I was at the Mets game, and I was like, nobody cares, great. Nobody cares.

02.11.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Cut article from 2018: Cuomo halted investigation into Weinstein case after $25K donation from his former lawyer

The Cut article from 2018: Cuomo halted investigation into Weinstein case after $25K donation from his former lawyer

holy shit. Cuomo halted an investigation into the Weinstein case after a donation from Weinstein’s former lawyer’s firm to his reelection campaign…

guys, this was in 2018 AFTER the Weinstein exposΓ©s (multiple) had been published & the #metoo movement was ascendant

20.06.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11173    πŸ” 4617    πŸ’¬ 567    πŸ“Œ 546

They better not go and shake that man’s hand while he’s kidnapping folks from the community that made them

02.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2299    πŸ” 390    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

A like is as close as I can get to giving the poor kid a hug.

02.11.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I grew up thinking his full name was Walter O'Malley That Evil Evil Man.

02.11.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Adult Child of Brooklyn Dodger Fan here.

02.11.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if this is your introduction to baseball you may never see it this good again

but you’ll happily chase that high for the rest of your life

02.11.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 886    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 8

Schools went on lockdown, people stayed inside. It lasted the entire afternoon. A constant din of whistles, sirens, helicopters, people shouting. Or dead silence.

I see the NYT, New Yorker, commentariat frame it as "activists clashing with ICE."

No.

ICE/CBP/DHS are terrorizing US citizens.

01.11.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1890    πŸ” 597    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 12
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Reverse trick-or-treating comes to West Chicago amid the growing presence of immigration enforcement Audrey Luhmann collected about $900 worth of candy in 72 hours to deliver to children around the Timber Lake and Main Park apartments Friday evening.

In light of immigration enforcement operations in the West Chicago area, Audrey Luhmann got together with a team of rapid responders to deliver candy to two area apartment complexes that she said were recently hit by immigration raids.

And that’s how reverse trick-or-treating was born.

01.11.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 984    πŸ” 255    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 30
Joe Biden, an elderly white man in a blue suit, with his head hung down in sadness.

Joe Biden, an elderly white man in a blue suit, with his head hung down in sadness.

Well they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night

01.11.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 33
A glowing oval jack o lantern with ICE OUT OF NYC in block letters carved in it, sitting on a red brick East Village stoop. A fake owl aka a FUCK OFF PIGEONS owl, appears to be peeking out from behind it.

A glowing oval jack o lantern with ICE OUT OF NYC in block letters carved in it, sitting on a red brick East Village stoop. A fake owl aka a FUCK OFF PIGEONS owl, appears to be peeking out from behind it.

31.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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