jul.i.an

underdiscussed aspect of the Deedee Megadoodoo fiasco is that Deirdre Mengedoht is already the type of name that would only ever come up in a post-Sgt Peppers era Beatles song

Sub from Subway 😕

I bought this before Jared went crazy

pitchfork end of year lists are so funny now lmao. just a literal 50/50 split between MOR radio pop and a bunch of songs you've never heard titled "FuCkMaNoR (draft 666.01)" - Lil Rapeist Da Slurr ft CVMSHARK, a bold post-hyperpop deconstruction of the nuclear polycule

he's dancin like a dang pennywhy 😂

An Apple Original Film SPIRITED poster where will ferrell and ryan reynolds are doing a shitty pose

they designed this poster in hell and sent it up to earth to piss me off

sign for shop called “hot ice collection”

me forgetting what a glass of water is called

keep honking... i'm clonking!

to atone for their lapse in moderation, the bsky team is impelled to take up arms and permanently eliminate Jelly Roll in a hail of deadly fire

Sent from Mr iPad

all Bean no Ls 👌

i think too it's genuinely tragic to see would-be schizo rants getting blandified by chatgpt. we may never see another "time cube" and i do think that's a loss

what was this guy’s fucking problem

i’m actually just trying to atone for what i did at a petting zoo in 2003

ofc!! next time i receive a modest cash windfall i will send it your way 🤝

okkkkkkk my gift expired. i’m so sorry lmfao. that’s a crazy short time to claim ten bucks to be fair

tara it is yours!! i’ll pop it through in a sec. enjoy

won $10 watching two wonderful men suffer colossal technical difficulties. we don’t have “cash app” in australia so if you want my $10 respond with your cash app @ 👍🆗

livvi nuzzi was so ahead of her time (artist bio that reads like it was written by an early version of chatgpt)

outsourcing the writing of my big crashout post to chatgpt 👍 should be good 👍

I know everyone's feeling like shit and the world sucks but it's important to remember good things are truly coming soon, namely that the new Avatar is in theaters on December 19th

simply wonderful

chuck schumer?? don't mind if i do!

hopefully that's ok to say. i know that this is a difficult time for my north american followers and i don't want to cause any undo stress. i know that some people come online to escape the sometimes choatic (sp?) news cycle. please let me know if i should delete

dope + visceral

hoo shit boy

変な顔のボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
A borzoi with a funny face.

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

no offence to the army, but you play taps on the bugle? i would personally be playing taps on the drum kit, or perhaps the door. and if you don't think the door can possibly be considered an instrument, you would do well to revisit the arrestingly inventive found-object percussion featured on fiona apple's universally acclaimed 2020 LP 'fetch the bolt cutters', hailed as an instant classic, earning a rare perfect score of 10.0 on music review site pitchfork, among a litany of other prestigious accolades.

no offence to the army,