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Just a fundamentally evil, malevolent person. Rotten to the very core.

30.01.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 11304    πŸ” 2229    πŸ’¬ 1012    πŸ“Œ 367
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How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are

A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by nameβ€”citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.

30.01.2026 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 15073    πŸ” 9345    πŸ’¬ 793    πŸ“Œ 1323

the federal government is arresting journalists not only without a warrant but after being explicitly denied a warrant

i wonder what our freedom of speech warriors like Matt Taibbi and Bari Weiss have to say about this

30.01.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4125    πŸ” 1211    πŸ’¬ 164    πŸ“Œ 34
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Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning

I was sent this video of agents at her door:

30.01.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 12518    πŸ” 6819    πŸ’¬ 625    πŸ“Œ 847

Democrats' demand that Stephen Miller is fired as a condition of voting for ICE funding is one of the smartest moves they've made under Trump.

Miller is a loathsome figure who I imagine has rock-bottom likability numbers. Democrats should try to raise his public salience as often as possible.

28.01.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9907    πŸ” 1939    πŸ’¬ 669    πŸ“Œ 181

The best example of this was last week when Greg Bovino spent an entire rolling between Minneapolis gas stations in a massive convoy, his entourage beating up and tear gassing countless people, posing against the crowds… and then it was all so they could complain we wouldn’t let them use a restroom

28.01.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1392    πŸ” 258    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 8
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Federal ICE Agent Pepper Sprays Person in Face in Santa Barbara Eastside Incident A masked federal agent wearing a vest labeled β€œpolice” pepper sprayed a person in the face at close range Wednesday morning on Santa Barbara’s Eastside.

ICE agents just seem to consider pepper spraying people in the face to be an appropriate casual greeting. www.noozhawk.com/federal-ice-...

28.01.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2208    πŸ” 823    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 67

Are you ever going to roll out a real web app? I don't install apps, I only use websites through firefox.

28.01.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cannot see the end of it.

23.01.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 16403    πŸ” 2860    πŸ’¬ 213    πŸ“Œ 138
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Screenshot of TikTok terms of service For Legal Reasons We may share Information We Collect β†’ to comply with the law, including to respond to subpoenas, court orders, legal process, law enforcement requests, legal claims, or government inquiries. We may also disclose Information We Collect β†’ to enforce any terms applicable to the Services, and to protect and defend our rights, interests, safety, and security, and those of our affiliates, users, or the public. Information You Provide may include sensitive personal information, as defined under applicable state privacy laws, such as information from users under the relevant age threshold, information you disclose in survey responses or in your user content about your racial or ethnic origin, national origin, religious beliefs, mental or physical health diagnosis, sexual life or sexual orientation, status as transgender or nonbinary, citizenship or immigration status, or financial information. For example, we may process your

TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.

They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.

23.01.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4951    πŸ” 3949    πŸ’¬ 116    πŸ“Œ 464
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Microsoft Gave FBI BitLocker Encryption Keys, Exposing Privacy Flaw The tech giant said providing encryption keys was a standard response to a court order. But companies like Apple and Meta set up their systems so such a privacy violation isn’t possible.

Do not store your Bitlocker encryption keys on Microsoft's servers if your threat model includes governments or law enforcement. As this article points out, this is the result of a design choice Microsoft made. It didn't have to be this way. www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...

23.01.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 544    πŸ” 328    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 27

The existence of this agency, staffed the way it is today, is just completely incompatible with a democratic society.

23.01.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4403    πŸ” 1261    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 23
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White, Conservative Christians Have Caused All This Misery. I Say, To Hell With Them. Watching Vice President JD Vance, a professed Christian, stand before our nation this week and repeatedly lie about the Trump Administration’s illegal and immoral assaults on this nation, I’m reminded...

The irony of our current national nightmare is that the white Conservative Church has enabled, nurtured, and championed more inequity, more immorality, and more misery in these days than any other entity, and there is no close second...

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/white-cons...

23.01.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 246    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1

This is on the official DHS website

23.01.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 693    πŸ” 253    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 10

You do not want to screw this up. Trust me on this. I speak from experience.

23.01.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 431    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A government fictionalizing real events and presenting it as real is a repugnant development that only damages its own credibility further. So any time the White House posts something, you’ve got to assess whether it’s hyper political AI slop or not. Bleh

23.01.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 517    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 5
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Looks like a still from Schindler’s List

23.01.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 743    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 14

We should also talk more about how too many Republicans do not see entire swaths of people as actual people. You don’t casually muse about starting a war if you see troops as humans with lives and families. Normal people don’t fantasize about those from other countries dying for their own amusement.

23.01.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1300    πŸ” 307    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 20
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It appears that the White House edited this image using AI

22.01.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5292    πŸ” 1928    πŸ’¬ 335    πŸ“Œ 213

It has not been lost on me that the two preeminent contemporary uses of LLMs is the infinite generation of 1) CSAM and 2) media that serves no purpose other to publicly denigrate, humiliate, and dominate women and minorities.

22.01.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3813    πŸ” 1012    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 8

Worth noting that among those participating in ICE/DHS watch in Minneapolis today β€” who Emmer appears to frame as β€œchaos agents” here β€” are literally hundreds of clergy.

22.01.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4198    πŸ” 1414    πŸ’¬ 193    πŸ“Œ 63
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Voices of the MN Occupation - Racket A real-time oral history of the ICE assault on Minnesota

still feels like folks outside of MN are kind of not getting it: our state has been under attack for over a month, and the resistance is being organized by literally your regular old neighbors and coworkers and friends.

22.01.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 816    πŸ” 328    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 13

"What's being negotiated now is what we already had. And all it cost us was our global position and decades of alliances"

22.01.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1673    πŸ” 352    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 6

Living to witness the global disinvestment from human creativity by the capitalist class has been an absolutely depressing sight to behold.

Especially as someone who places art (yes, general 'art') among humanity's most divine aptitudes.

22.01.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 815    πŸ” 219    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2
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The White House posted an edited photo of the activist involved in the Minneapolis church protest, made to look like she was crying.

22.01.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2280    πŸ” 708    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 128

absolutely insane to see Musk feted at Davos as the icon of a boldly "optimistic" future in 2026, as if he hadn't just spent the last year buying elections for fascists, making Nazi salutes, condemning millions in Africa to death, and building "Mechahitler," and a nonconsensual porn/CSAM generator

22.01.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4710    πŸ” 1123    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 70

I’m tired of being talked down to by people like this. They are doing the Elon Musk Mars In 2 Years bit but have tied the entire U.S. economy to a bespoke compliment generator. It’s time to start talking about these AI mutants like delusional babies.

21.01.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8714    πŸ” 1961    πŸ’¬ 366    πŸ“Œ 64
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A β€˜bellwether’ election: Tarrant’s Texas Senate runoff draws national attention Democrat Taylor Rehmet and Republican Leigh Wambsganss face off Jan. 31 in a race political experts say may foreshadow November elections.

In terms of January 2026 elections, this special for the Texas State Senate on 1/31 is the main event.

A win for Dem TAYLOR REHMET in this Ft. Worth-based district would send shockwaves through the state.

Read/Share this article if you want to be 'in the know'.
fortworthreport.org/2026/01/14/a...

16.01.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 33
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The Vietnam Syndrome: 6Β Anti-War Songs - David Graeber Music Library In a 2011 interview with Ross Wolff, David Graeber discussed how neoliberalism responded to the anti-war protests of the late 1960s. β€œThis made me think of what neoliberalism is really about: it’s a p...

Welcome to David Graeber’s music library.
We’ve compiled a playlist from David Graeber’s music library, featuring influential anti-war songs that shaped the movements he often wrote about.
music.davidgraeber.org/the-vietnam-...

21.01.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Been thinking about the projection of masked men, w/ obscured license plates, trying to intimidate an unmasked person with legal register plates by saying "We know where you live!"

They must be so terrified/ashamed of being exposed as anything other than masked storm troopers...

21.01.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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