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Derek Carroll

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(he/him) I make totally sweet games like MechAssault, Shadowrun, Halo: Reach, and Destiny. I use this account as a placeholder and for testing purposes. My main social media presence is over on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@mantis (Find me there!)

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The best part of this amazing short film is when the snow plow shows up and you're like AWW YEAH HERE COMES OUR HERO, and then it just glides into failure

18.12.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a couple reasons so many IWW songs are set to the tunes of hymns and one is that the Salvation Army Band would show up and try to stop workers organizing by playing hymns to drown out speeches, so the Wobblies came up with words so they could sing along. SA has been trash all along.

03.12.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1802    πŸ” 803    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 13

What a fucking gut punch.

17.11.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit is so bad that the best American news of the week is that Dolly Parton didn't die.

10.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5163    πŸ” 601    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 23
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every time i think im fully radicalised i read something like this and find a little more room

09.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Kid Rock hey authority tweet with lemon juice jarlic a boxed cooking stock

Kid Rock hey authority tweet with lemon juice jarlic a boxed cooking stock

07.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Experimental Games Showcase SUBMIT YOUR GAME TO THE

⚑In case you missed it, the newly rebranded Experimental Games Showcase (formerly the Experimental Gameplay Workshop) is now accepting submissions for next year!⚑

The deadline is October 24 and can be either in person or via video.

Get more info and submit here:
www.experimentalgamesshowcase.com

07.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTo the ones we left behind.”

07.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

06.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9894    πŸ” 1782    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 96
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i just can’t get over ICE going into the streets of the city i live in, throwing gas at citizens, invading people who live here. this is state sponsored terrorism being enacted on americans

04.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7587    πŸ” 2413    πŸ’¬ 401    πŸ“Œ 213

Anyway props to NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD for just flat saying "in times of crisis your supposed protectors reveal themselves as the racist lynch mobs they always were" 57 years ago

04.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 529    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Save 25% on Skin Deep on Steam Skin Deep is an immersive first-person shooter. We got sneezing. We got things getting stuck in your feet. Stalk through a vast non-linear starship and sneak, subvert, and sabotage to survive in this ...

Buy our videogame it's on sale it has good jokes store.steampowered.com/app/301280/S...

04.10.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7

ICE writing long screeds whining about someone from Cato calling out their bullshit shows how they know they're losing the narrative here. No one likes ICE. No one trusts ICE. And they're flipping out about how weak they look.

04.10.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4731    πŸ” 1222    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 30

sorry I can't come to your thing I have a spooktacular

14.10.2023 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 259    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

Congrats to @jay.bsky.team and the whole Bluesky team for creating a new dogwhistle for transphobes in record time. Excellent work all around.

03.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 502    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4
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Name A 28-Year-Old | Defector Here is the challenge before you: Name a famous person who is 28 years old. Go ahead. No cheating, no looking it up. Off the dome. Pure, uncut 28-year-old naming. I bet you can’t do it.Β  Zendaya? 29. Gracie Abrams? 26. Paul Mescal? 29. Hannah Einbinder? 30. You’re lower than dirt. You couldn’t name

Name A 28-Year-Old. β€œThe data tells us that 3,880,894 children were born in the year 1997, and yet we can find no trace of them in popular culture.” [defector.com]

03.10.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

"decentralized protocol" is such a funny thing for bluesky to bring up every time they fuck up - something already available on Mastodon, doesn't fully work here, almost nobody wants. its like if mcdonalds forgot how to make fries but they told everyone they had almost mastered the Mexican Pizza

03.10.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 12
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MAGA’s β€œVoter Fraud” Watchdog Votes in a Swing State. He Doesn’t Live There. A long paper trail shows that Jack Posobiec casts a ballot in one state and lives in another.

SCOOP β€” Pennsylvania prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices against voter fraud. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parents' PA address for years.

From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:

03.10.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10301    πŸ” 3878    πŸ’¬ 389    πŸ“Œ 516

I would like to know how we can identify the specific persons at CNN who researched, wrote, edited, and approved this and hang it around their necks for the rest of their professional lives.

03.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3073    πŸ” 804    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 8
A screenshot from a 1941 Dorothy Thompson piece for Harper's reads: 'Mrs. E would go Nazi as sure as you are born. That statement surprises you? Mrs. E seems so sweet, so clinging, so cowed. She is. She is a masochist. She is married to a man who never ceases to humiliate her, to lord it over her, to treat her with less consideration than he does his dogs. He is a prominent scientist, and Mrs. E, who married him very young, has persuaded herself that he is a genius, and that there is something of superior womanliness in her utter lack of pride, in her doglike devotion. She speaks disapprovingly of other β€œmasculine” or insufficiently devoted wives. Her husband, however, is bored to death with her. He neglects her completely and she is looking for someone else before whom to pour her ecstatic self-abasement. She will titillate with pleased excitement to the first popular hero who proclaims the basic subordination of women."

A screenshot from a 1941 Dorothy Thompson piece for Harper's reads: 'Mrs. E would go Nazi as sure as you are born. That statement surprises you? Mrs. E seems so sweet, so clinging, so cowed. She is. She is a masochist. She is married to a man who never ceases to humiliate her, to lord it over her, to treat her with less consideration than he does his dogs. He is a prominent scientist, and Mrs. E, who married him very young, has persuaded herself that he is a genius, and that there is something of superior womanliness in her utter lack of pride, in her doglike devotion. She speaks disapprovingly of other β€œmasculine” or insufficiently devoted wives. Her husband, however, is bored to death with her. He neglects her completely and she is looking for someone else before whom to pour her ecstatic self-abasement. She will titillate with pleased excitement to the first popular hero who proclaims the basic subordination of women."

today i learned dorothy thompson was dragging trumpy tradwives in 19-hundred-and-fucking-41 in Harper's, the same magazine which would 79 years later publish a letter decrying precisely this kind of drag as illiberal cancel culture

02.10.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 964    πŸ” 223    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 18

I had not seen that deadspin article on hitchbot, thank you!

02.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shaquille O'Neal now has a Ford F-650 pickup as his daily driver A big guy needs a big truck. Simple math, really. Except, Shaquille O'Neal isn't your average big guy. He's pretty freaking tall by any standard. Measuring 7-foot-1-inch tall and weighing in at a few ...

Shaq is how I found out Ford makes an F650 truck: www.motorauthority.com/news/1110261...

02.10.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Read bad art. Write bad art. Critique bad art.

02.10.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1091    πŸ” 426    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 22

Once again: Hegseth is the exact type of guy The Art of War was written for, which means he will never read it

02.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3667    πŸ” 959    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 24
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You can now fill out the FAFSA!

About half of Washington families qualify for the Washington College Grant (WA Grant). A student from a family of four making $72,000 or less can get the equivalent of free public college tuition and fees for their post-high school program paid.

01.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

you know, I don't know much about Jane goodall, but I feel like she had a thing she was really passionate and driven about and she made it her duty in life to advocate for that thing without worrying that her advocacy was detracting from "more important" causes, and man, I can totally respect that

01.10.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 292    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

2 hours later: β€œLOOK AT ALL THAT JUUUUUUICE”

01.10.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve said this before, but it might go double for SUPER HEXAGON: β€œSound is half the game.”

01.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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