Jeff Hildebrand

No one wants to hear this, but it’s true. Either we can value education — not for a select few but for anyone willing to put in the effort — and provide the requisite resources, or we can watch it become a pursuit available only to an elite minority, with everyone else getting a cheap facsimile

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

The things you hear at The Franklin Institute! 🙉

Thanks, @phillies.com's John Kruk, for sharing your favorite takeaway from your visit! 🥒

Catch ⚾ BODY WORLDS: Vital in its final weeks! Closes September 1.

*blink* Did you find a time warp back to 1989?

With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.

Indiana Jones will be played by a rotating cast of three adjuncts who answer to two different associate deans

Did you intentionally post that at 4:40. If so, nicely done.

That qualifies as good nonsense right?

If an American posts “oh shit oh fuck” with no other context it’s because something happened in a baseball game, if a British person posts that it’s because something happened to Doctor Who

Thank you! I was trying to figure out what that scene reminded me of and that was it.

When you have academics roasting you for your verbosity, you really need to make your writing more direct and clear

I think i planted Gritty

Wasn’t that Carter Glass' line about Huey Long?

That whole story is an utterly amazing design piece. Wildly over the top and yet it works perfectly.

Game called off, players couldn't locate the ball

Picard engineering tip: Maintenance of existing systems is just as important as building new capabilities.

Warnock on whether he’s no on the bill AND cloture, says “If I weren’t a preacher, I’d tell you what kind of ‘no.’”

Vance combines the wisdom of Dan Quayle, the integrity of Spiro Agnew, the patriotism of Andrew Johnson, and the down home folksiness and charm of Richard Nixon.

To quote the Quakers here. “That Friend speaks my mind.”

For those who haven’t seen this MASTERPIECE in person yet, it is meant to be viewed from 3 angles:

From below: map of CTA network
From side: picture of bus
From front: picture of train

hamlet = 🏡🏘️

Hamlet = 🎭💀

Do you understand how badly you have to fuck up to make Quebec sing the anthem with this much pride

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

Corporate leaders who were fine with Trump sadistically imposing mass suffering on vulnerable groups as long as they got their tax cuts deserve every last bit of what this madman is now unleashing on them with these tariffs. Assholes.

I am so DEEPLY ANGRY at how clever this is.

Feathers McGraw (a penguin with a rubber glove for a hat, or a chicken depending on who you ask) stands outside the entrance of The Museum of English Rural Life.

we're thrilled to share that we've started the year with a new addition to our team! he's extremely smart, capable, charming, persuasive, and boasts a wealth of museum experience

Screenshot of a tweet by Nick Field that says: “One last gift from Jimmy Carter, all flags will be at half-staff on Inauguration Day” “The flag should fly at half-staff for 30 days at all federal buildings, grounds, and naval vessels throughout the United States and its territories and possessions after the death of the president or a former president.” Per the VA website

Nobody can ever accuse Jimmy Carter of not having a wicked sense of humor🤣😭💀

Watching the American Right’s Civil War and instead of Ashokan Farewell using Everybody Dance Now as the theme song

Elon / Vivek MAGA backlash is in full swing. They should have remembered the old saying:

Beware of geeks bearing grifts.