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Mystery illness in Congo kills more than 50 people, including children who ate a bat The outbreak began in January, with 419 cases recorded so far, and comes after another mystery illness killed 143 in December

I’m not a doctor by any means, BUT I may see the issue here.

are anyone else’s kids disturbed by the idea of the tooth fairy? my six year old lost a tooth and requested we place it on the counter downstairs because he doesn’t want the tooth fairy to enter his room, and my three year old outright told us to keep the tooth fairy away from her

“That looks like suspicious to us” yes I’ll call right away this seems legit 😭🫡

This YouTube channel is DOPE. There are only two of episodes so far but if you like Oregon history and true crime, please check this out.

Conservative pastor’s abuse scandal doesn’t do Trump any favors Pastor Robert Morris, who served as a spiritual adviser to Donald Trump, confessed this week to having engaged in “sexual behavior” with a child.

Wow! It’s always the first person you expect!

Hell yeah, you know what? Let’s just OceanGate this mofo 🤪

YouTube video by Egg Salad University Ok #tiktok #crafts

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Lately, I’ve been tracing stories in ink, letting my hands remember shapes instead of swipes. Books stack like ancient spells beside me, their pages tugging me deeper into worlds untouched by notifications.

Congrats!

Serving smolder with a side of mystery. A little floral, a little edge, and just the right amount of confidence.

I’m showing my daughter High School Musical for the first time.

“Mom, why does their school look like a pharmacy?”

I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe.

I stepped away from the glowing screen, letting the digital tide recede, hoping to find myself in the quiet. But now, the world feels distant, like a dream half-forgotten. Am I still real if no one sees me? If you’re out there—wandering, wondering—leave a sign.

YouTube video by Egg Salad University BIRDS ARE NOT REAL!

Prepare for five minutes of completely serious academic discourse, expertly paired with a visually overwhelming compilation of dancing clips. Why? Because learning should be entertaining, and let’s be honest—you weren’t here for the facts anyway.

Lumafusion

Attention, scholars. I, your esteemed professor, am currently in the depths of editing our first long-form video. And let me tell you, this sucks. Who decided this was a good idea? Are we absolutely certain that I should be a YouTuber? Like, did we all take a vote, and I just blacked out during it?

Sending this to all my enemies ☠️

I am currently in the trenches of video editing, forging a masterpiece for your academic enrichment. Unfortunately, I must extend my sincerest apologies in advance because I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing. Stay tuned for whatever chaotic brilliance emerges.

Can’t decide if I should cut my hair or just slowly become unrecognizable to myself.

Dude. That’s been me all fucking week.

Me yelling at a bottle of hand sanitizer.

The sky, once orderly, rebelled. Algorithms, drunk on curiosity, whispered, “More crashes.” Planes obeyed. Metal rained like prophecy. Leaders, blind to air traffic and fate, dismissed control. “Let the winds decide,” they said. And so they did. The heavens split open, swallowing logic whole.

As Earth chokes on dust and dissent, Elon crafts a golden ark, whispering, “Let them riot, Don. We’ll rewrite the stars.” Below, we beg for mercy, left to bicker over crumbs of democracy. They laugh, kiss, and ascend, gods of a broken world, while we, the fools, dance in the ruins they leave behind.

I am completely convinced that Elon Musk and Donald Trump are fucking each other.