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When's their flags at half-mast? When's their bipartisan resolution? When do these children get 24/7 coverage of their too-short lives and endless interrogation of their murderer's ideology?

06.10.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 342    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I know he's God's vicar on earth but my mom says I'm very smart sooooooo

02.10.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I recently participated in a writing competition where my submission included the worst parody of a nothing instagram poem my mind could conjure. One piece of feedback from a judge read:

Fitting your poem into a 250 story โ€“ masterful! And a good poem, too!

๐Ÿ™ƒ

01.10.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But their legal traditions is also something someone dreamt up and other went along with?

When it's something he likes it's sacrosanct tradition. When it's something he doesn't, it's in innovation.

29.09.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could go on

26.09.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'The left ignored the obvious weaknesses in the Maginot Line for too long, it's time to march through Belgium'

26.09.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'The left ignored societal claustrophobia for too long. It's time to give communities living space'

'The left ignored concerns about unproductive members of society for too long. It's time to concentrate certain communities, in fun little camps'

26.09.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'd think that someone would raise their hand and note that 'patriotic national renewal' sounds like something Hitler might say

26.09.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a canceled streaming subscription is easily converted to several spec fic magazine subs on patreon and similar services, some are as low as 1-2 bucks. the more you know.

18.09.2025 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1062    ๐Ÿ” 438    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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Inclement Weather by John Chrostek The lectern of the conference room is emanating darkness. Profits are down. I know this because we all know this. There is no escaping the revelation. I yearn to feel anything other than concern, but ...

Clicked a random link on a whim and was well rewarded. Tight and funny piece of short fiction hexliterary.com?p=2870

16.09.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure he'll prove just as prescient about this as he was about the metaverse

15.09.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

boys with the time machine: wow. so this is kowloon walled city

15.09.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 596    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Also pictured: My Ardent Love For Doodle

14.09.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tabby cat looking surprised to be used as a stand for the book "My Ardent Love for the Pencil" by Vi Khi Nao

Tabby cat looking surprised to be used as a stand for the book "My Ardent Love for the Pencil" by Vi Khi Nao

Book mail! @malarkeybooks.bsky.social
Ignore the thing in the background

14.09.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's extremely interesting that Charlie Kirk had a daily podcast, countless public appearances, and is generally one of the most recorded men on the planet and we are always being told, never shown, that he was an open minded civil debator

13.09.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1877    ๐Ÿ” 286    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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They were holding a medieval market. I got myself a jug

13.09.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Went on a mini road trip to an old castle in northern Scania today. The walls and bastions have been torn down, and the moat mostly filled in but the main building is from the 1700s.

13.09.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword

[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

12.09.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9923    ๐Ÿ” 2196    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Extremist murders by ideology, 2013 to 2022. www.pbump.net/o/reassessin...

13.09.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9790    ๐Ÿ” 4378    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 245    ๐Ÿ“Œ 325

Time to break out the chart

12.09.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6825    ๐Ÿ” 2462    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 82

You're not alone, the eventual historiography of the present fascinates me. What will future historians call our current era? Late Modern? The Blunder Years? Can't wait to find out.

05.09.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, anyone looking around America in 2025 knows that things are VERY BAD for white males and VERY GOOD for trans women

03.09.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1402    ๐Ÿ” 162    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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As rumors fly that Trump has suffered a stroke, I was reminded that the motherfucker has always been a loathsome piece of shit. To make more money with a different tenant, Trump threw 74-year-old widow, Mary Filan, who had recently suffered a stroke out of her Queens apartment.

31.08.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 560    ๐Ÿ” 267    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Griffinโ€™s definition of fascism as palingenetic ultranationalismโ€”specifically a reactionary nostalgia for a lost history of the nation that never existedโ€”remains undefeated. A nostalgia for a type of bread that is ubiquitous, created in the 20th century, and rage towards bread as old as civilisation

31.08.2025 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3850    ๐Ÿ” 910    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Just sent off a novella manuscript to a publisher. I'm under no illusions of scoring a publishing deal on my first attempt, but hopefully I can get a personal rejection to inform a new round of edits.

30.08.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

canโ€™t believe weโ€™re gonna have a First Couch

30.08.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2357    ๐Ÿ” 335    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Happy to see you back

27.08.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just finished episode 281 of @thoc.bsky.social, and the Kangxi emperor has cemented himself as one of the great haters of history. I stand in awe of his levels of petty malice and regret that he is not alive today, as I would have loved to see him get into social media feuds.

20.08.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I suppose the New York Times will run daily stories on this until he resigns, unless Secretary of Defense is a less newsworthy job than a college administrator?

11.05.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5044    ๐Ÿ” 994    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

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