The Dark Parade

Men (and Woman) Without Hats

I had the Masterpieces of Terro and the Supernatural and adored that collection. You may have rekindled a need to have that again.

I Saw the TV Glow is a powerful call to action — any action The ending of this movie is more than it appears

I really had to sit with the ending of I SAW THE TV GLOW for a few days to accept it — but even before I left the theater afterward, I already knew I wanted to write this piece about what I think director Jane Schoenbrun is saying. Or more to the point, demanding.

Fulci is up there with Argento in pure vibes horror filmmaking. Something in his visuals aims right at the subconscious and nails the target.

meme featuring a picture of 70's era soul train dance line with a man and woman "disco" dancing. the caption reads: "soul train lasted longer than the confederacy"

newspaper a picture of Al Leong, the Henchman of choice for every 90's action film test reads if the thought of this man marrying your daughter bothers you, relax photo of Al holding a knife. Text under reads He's marrying ours.

Al 'no one out henches this henchman' Leongs wedding invite.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Leong

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Really interested to see if that Xbox handheld is a thing. No spoilers. I want to be delighted/crestfallen at showtime.

Is Fright Night (1985) a perfect vampire movie?

(Rhetorical question. Of course it is)

photo of a fried egg inside a popsicle

enjoy a nice chilly treat on a hot day to cool down!

The Dark Parade | The Heart of Horror #21: Bug Cozy up for a new episode of the most horrific romantic podcast in the known universe- The Heart of Horror! This time, Kate and Bo are looking at the William Friedkin psychosexual nightmare, Bug. P...

Kate and I talk the Friedkin movie Bug and, naturally, descend into dating horror stories and reach new lows in our dating app feature, Tinder is the Flesh.

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Great alternative. been on that for years, too, and can second this recommendation. Most Adobe plugins work, too.

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Still on my killer critter kick. Sting is pretty good Aussie mutant spider horror fun. Some nice emotional work with the characters highlights a movie that never goes quite as far as I wanted.

Why is more Ren Faire not in my eyes yet?

Picture of a flyer soliciting research participants in a survey about how well you code in Python while high. Participants get paid $80, idk how much weed that buys you these days

nice try FBI

the wild thing about FIRST BLOOD is that at no point does the movie stop to try to explain why these cops hate this random vet so much. it’s just like “listen, you get it, cops fucking suck.”

Under Paris isn't exactly a good movie, but it has its moments. Maybe Xavier Gens's best movie?

Text: Make big snow lumps. Insert glow sticks for eyes. Freak the neighbors out. Picture of someone doing this in their snowy lawn. Various ghosts made of snow have glowing eyes. It looks spooky and cool.

Good morning and HAPPY SATURDAY!

My cat has decided it is time for me to wake up.

Hope everyone has a great day and that you make, read, or watch something spooky!

I need to watch that!

We have to come together as a species and demand that no more "The Nun" movies be made.

Thanks! Happy to be anywhere but X.

Let's begin with the books. Almost wrapped up with Boys in the Valley by Phillip Fracassi. Holy Hell (literally) is that a page-turner. Brutal and heartfelt and grisly and thrilling. Also, nice and tight prose. My first Fracassi, but hardly the last.

Finally got my invite... so, what did I miss?