Sam Tucker?

This feels like low-hanging fruit. Top work as always!

Getting to winter solstice is always an uphill struggle. It's a definite low point in the year.

YESTERDAY I REALISED HOW INCONGRUOUS THESE STATEMENTS ARE and now I can't stop thinking about how goddamn close we are to the days getting longer.

I BOUGHT A HANDMADE DENIM CACTUS from a tiny stall in an art space today and honestly, it is the best thing I've ever got from a small business. Merry Saturday!!

The world's pushing hard lately - but we got this.

Or is a standard Proclaimer how far they say they'd walk together in one chorus (2000mi) - OR IS IT THE DISTANCE THEY'D WALK IN THE WHOLE SONG I need answers and a metric conversion

I've been trying for a while to figure out the Proclaimer as a standard unit of measurement.

500mi + 500mi = 1000mi (but there's 2 of them so 2000mi in all)

BUT since they only ever say they'd walk 500mi (then 500mi more), is a standard Proclaimer 500mi or 1000mi?? 1/2

Okay great, but when's International Women's Day??

Consistent branding is important when building an online presence.

...so naturally I found the most jarring canva template possible to do a gig list.

Tried taking a pic of the cat that reminded me of Tarquin the Third II.

It bit me.

Oh my god I did it I'M THE ONLY SAM TUCKER? HERE

Cat for scale

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