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@macdanger.bsky.social

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137 Followers  |  159 Following  |  222 Posts  |  Joined: 15.08.2023  |  1.7998

Latest posts by macdanger.bsky.social on Bluesky

Very @bedwyrwilliams.bsky.social coded

11.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hippy outdoorsy couple drinking Purdeys and eating nori sheets on the train, having a whispered conversation between each other

11.02.2026 14:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What's the track? 🎵🎶🎧

08.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YES

04.02.2026 14:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Logged onto Bluesky app to mention I misread "no guts no glory" as "no *girth* no glory" earlier

29.01.2026 23:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Line up wifey number 3 before you jump ship 👌🏻

23.12.2025 21:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Living in a simulation moment...literally everyone I walked past in Sainsbos knowing ALL the words to Robbie Williams "Millennium" even the filler bits (!?)

16.12.2025 19:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's a guy in the gym who very noticeably itches his dick every few seconds, so much so, my nickname for him is "Leeds United itchy dick"

10.12.2025 18:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On a work call and someone has spent the last 10 minutes explaining rewarding people with vouchers at work as though this is a revolutionary concept

09.12.2025 11:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So Australia gets to be both in Eurovision and Physical Asia...idk kinda seems unfair

11.11.2025 22:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's crazy when you see someone in London doing "that style thing"

05.11.2025 19:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wish London was more like Coruscant

04.11.2025 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So tired, misread someone's name as "Girth Vapier"

28.10.2025 15:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"7 years since we took the plunge and left the UK with just a backpack*... Here's to our next adventure"

*Also with an EU passport, rich parents, a grandparent that has a vacant flat on the Côte d'Azur, a job lined up with someone you used to work with

27.10.2025 14:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And here's me posting stuff like this whilst decrying the pomposity of bsky

23.10.2025 13:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Move on, simply a display of Caroline crypto-catholicism

23.10.2025 13:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Disappointed the bears 🐻 weren't horny for Platner, totenkopf and all... You're losing your vastly inappropriate thirsty touch lads

22.10.2025 23:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whewww that's Bad cover up Graham mate

22.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like, send me your gen-x Doctor Who superfan gays that self ID as "pognophiles"

22.10.2025 23:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vibing with bsky cos it's genuinely like early bird app levels of pomposity

22.10.2025 23:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a cartoon of richard nixon in a glass jar ALT: a cartoon of richard nixon in a glass jar

When you're in a meeting room and there's one person on teams, being passed around on a laptop like a head in a jar

09.10.2025 14:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna extremely disassociate from reality and listen to the Star wars jedi survivor jukebox in the bath.

18.05.2025 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Phew that full moon in Scorpio was brooding and intense 🌝🦂 ♏

14.05.2025 09:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Robert Prevost, Pope Leo XIV, photoshopped onto CM Punk's body in front of a Chicago flag

Robert Prevost, Pope Leo XIV, photoshopped onto CM Punk's body in front of a Chicago flag

🎵 LOOK IN MY EYES
🎵 WHAT DO YOU SEE
🎵 PAPAL INFALLIBILITY

08.05.2025 19:16 — 👍 57    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 6

Came to the comments to say exactly the same thing!

29.03.2025 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok so I'm in Berlin

12.03.2025 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bone fragments of oldest known human face in western Europe found in Spain Remains are of an adult member of an extinct species who lived up to 1.4m years ago, researchers say

Weird headline, but interesting article:

"Bone fragments of oldest known human face in western Europe found in Spain

Remains are of an adult member of an extinct species who lived up to 1.4m years ago, researchers say"

www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

12.03.2025 19:54 — 👍 146    🔁 23    💬 3    📌 2

Love how bluesky has officially replaced bird app to be depressing doom scroll news and bad opinions app

04.03.2025 23:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Foolish curs, that run winking into the mouth of a Russian bear and have their heads crush’d like rotten apples!

01.03.2025 15:42 — 👍 1205    🔁 256    💬 16    📌 13

Hi will the recordings of the sessions be available after the event please?

26.02.2025 09:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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