Phil Klinkner

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Have I got the sport for you

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Poor kid keeps trying to escape

Q: If there’s a dispute over the 2026 election, what side will big business come down on?

A: The winning side

How can native-born workers compete?

Because we all know that Jesus was a big believer in Great Replacement Theory

$50 says they won’t wash their foreheads for days just to show how pious they are.

I keep confusing @nkalamb.bsky.social and @nathankalmoe.bsky.social

I stood next to Jackson for a while we waited to get into Obama’s first inauguration.

RFK Jr: “I snorted cocaine off a toilet seat. I’m not afraid of a germ”

Kid Rock: “Awesome. Join me in my hot tub”

Some men will do anything to avoid therapy

YouTube video by Mickey Mouse It's raining 300 men

What they imagine when they think of Sparta. youtu.be/um9sEeCqjTQ?...

He knows the words but not the music.

By "Civil War era" I assume you every mean everything up to and including the present day.

And both case mean DEMOCRATIC VICTORY

My dad (born in 1930) was 62 before there was President younger than he was (Bill Clinton). I'll be at least 65 and maybe older before I see a President younger than me.

RIP Jesse Jackson. In 1988 I saw him speak at the NH Democratic state party convention. I'm sure it wasn't his best speech, but it was by far the best speech I've heard. The man had a gift.

Just wondering what the context was

Lady in Costco loudly exclaiming into her phone “Elon Musk is f*cking high on ketamine!”

Hey @dicknixon.bsky.social he’s copying you.

Not to mention if her ass wasn’t squeaky clean

Good to know that the Washington Post is still continuing its tradition of quality investigative journalism.

Quelle surprise

So is this the gay hockey movie everyone is talking about?

YouTube video by Movieclips The Smell of Napalm In the Morning - Apocalypse Now (4/8) Movie CLIP (1979) HD

IMHO Duvall’s best line in Apocalypse Now isn’t “I love the smell of napalm in the morning” (though it is a great line) it’s when he wistfully says “Someday this war’s going to end” and then walks off

If you were a Senator wouldn’t you have voted to get rid of him?

RIP Robert Duvall. I marvel at how many classic movies he was in:
To Kill a Mockingbird
Bullitt
True Grit
M*A*S*H
The Godfather
The Conversation
The Godfather II
Network
Apocalypse Now

Screenshot from Slap Shot (1977). Paul Newman in the office of the owner of the Charleston Chiefs saying ‘Years have passed now. I'm sexually liberated.’

Finally catching up with that erotic hockey you are all going on about

I always said that Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln was the second best Lincoln movie of 2012.