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Mike, I'm so sorry. Forever in our hearts, Queen.

“Your dog is eating an avocado!”

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

hell yeah, brother

putting the rad dick in sporadic

Weird day for you all to find out I’m married to Susan Collins.

Crypto founder faked own death. We found him alive at his dad's house Crypto founder Jeffy Yu appeared to commit suicide in a Sunday video. Then we found him alive and well on Wednesday at his dad's San Francisco home.

I am so much fucking dumber for having read this. (No shade to @sfstandard.com , nice one finding JEFFY.) sfstandard.com/2025/05/08/j...

Former GOP Rep. George Santos sentenced to more than 7 years in prison in fraud case The former New York congressman wasn't just a prolific liar, he was a criminal — and now he's going to prison.

Diva down
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A straight white man asked me to explain why everyone is hating on Katy Perry and I am QUITE sure he now regrets it. Bitch, you asked 😂

Did you guys hear Katy Perry killed Wink Martindale

Hard not to feel alive when you're fightin' for your life on that southbound Cesar Chavez exit

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Which @sfgiants is gonna make their walk-on song Le Poisson Steve? Il est orange. Le Poisson Steve walk-on WHEN?!

Not a NaziAztek with a COEXIST STICKER 😂 FWIW it had a huge dent in one of the panels. Dude needs all the help he can get. (And yes, I do mean dude.)

Then 2 am is going to be a doozy

Abolish April Fool’s day. Society has moved past the need for April Fool’s day

Pete Hegseth texted me pretending to be Eileen, asking for Lucy's number, so honestly, none of this is surprising.

in honor of george foreman i am posting the greatest commercial ever for a grill

What is the best pasta shape and why is it cellentani? Don't @ me

Ok, that was a real quake #earthquakebsky

I agree! It's almost like he wants out and is self-immolating. It's either moronic or intentional.

(looking at my bank account) yep. recession indicator

Oregon Trail ass turn of events

Gene Hackman found dead in New Mexico home with wife and dog Gene Hackman has reportedly been found dead with his wife Betsy Arakawa and their dog in their New Mexico home.

Yo what the fuuhhh
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It’s all happening on X

It's so cringe

Bro, she identifies as a VEGAN SITH

we are so fucked with these geriatric crypt keeper clowns

Who up bowing they wow wow RN

San Francisco man runs 7 marathons in 7 days on 7 continents Chris Edell, 45, of San Francisco, was searching for a challenge and added meaning to his life, so he decided to run seven marathons in seven days on seven different continents.

men will literally run 7 marathons in 7 days on 7 continents instead of going to therapy
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