Emmy Kate

HELLS YEAH

a man in a clear bubble walking down a street ALT: a man in a clear bubble walking down a street

Just being in close proximity is someone using a product with bleach has made my throat start to swell. I love being Bubble Boy. 10/10 no notes

Idaho Lawmakers Want Supreme Court to Overturn Same-Sex Marriage Decision A state legislative committee has advanced a resolution asking that the power to regulate marriage be returned to the states.

You could see this coming www.nytimes.com/2025/01/24/u...

Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.

Have you, as a non-type A person, ever had to hear up to fight, lovingly, a severely type A friend because their gorilla grip of something is making things much, much worse?

He curious

Picture of a tuxedo cat with yellow green eyes looking up at the camera. Taken in a bathroom with beige linoleum and next to the cat is a blue stool with a roll of toilet paper on it and in the lower right corner, a foot with a yellow Wellow sock.

I've asked Wizard if I can poop alone. He gave me this look and yelled at me. Gonna say that's a no...

My wife, @americanbexpress.bsky.social everyone

*has severe lower back pain for 2 days straight and then a 24 hour period of loud, duck sounding farts with absolutely no smell*

Jesus fuck what the actual fu.... *realizes these are PMS symptoms and I am about to bleed within a few days*

SON OF A BITCH HOW DO I FORGET THIS EVERY MONTH?!

a cartoon cat is covering its face with its hand while hearts fly around it . ALT: a cartoon cat is covering its face with its hand while hearts fly around it .

A random woman passed me in the parking lot going into Kroger and said "I like your style."

Excuse while I just walk around smiling all day now.

Compliments from random men: Ew. No. Go away.

Compliments from random women: OMG I HAVE BEEN BLESSED. HOLY SHIT MY LIFE JUST GOT 10X BETTER.

Is this the Furby Pope?

Enjoy this OFMD advent calendar! My contribution is day 23❤️

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amazon reviews of a yankee candle: Mary K Verified Purchase not very fragrant Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2024 i was surprised for yankee candle that this wasnt that fragrant at all. i have bought cheaper candles, in this scent, that were so much more fragrant. Guy Verified Purchase A candle with NO fragrance Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2024 Normally, Yankee candles are very good. I said "normally". This was delivered to me today and I lit the candle tonight. Initially there wasn't ANY pleasant fragrance, so I just let it burn for another 30 minutes thinking that... "maybe it has to burn down to where an odor... See more

it’s that time again

I have heard the same 8 fucking Christmas songs at least 6 times today. I may yeet myself into traffic 🥴

if you worked with Dropout this past year, check your email!

and he is NOT going to be pleased with his point total

Screenshot with the text "I feel like this holiday season, it's important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more"

I forgot to take my ADHD meds today. When I do this after taking them for a bit, I truly wonder how I functioned in life before them 🙃🙃🙃

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Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.

Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

Dean Winchester explaining to Castiel he’s not attracted to “dudes” and Castiel correctly correcting him “I AM NO DUDE” and smooching commences. Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry

One last art post before I deep dive into some Patreon comics and pinup art tomfoolery!

I AM NO DUDE.
#destiel
#spn
#deanwinchester
#castiel is a HUGE #LOTR fan
#fanart for daaaayz

Open fortune cookie with the fortune laying across the cookie halves that reads "Extreme weather is going to get unimaginably worse and will never in your lifetime ever get better again".

At this point in life, I'll fight Zeus. Bring it on you fuckboi, lightning bolt bitch!

In all seriousness, I've been saying this since I was a kid obsessed with the weather channel. I hate that this has basically come to fruition.

Conversation on something I'm watching:

"Are chickens warm blooded?"
"Their insides are warm so I think so..."

I mean, they are correct in that they're warm blooded but that, uh, math isn't the same math I did to get to the same result......

LET ME HAVE MY GOD DAMN MOMENT

Beenis

a man in a suit sits in front of a sign that says i told you so Alt: Stephen Combert in a suit sits in front of a sign that says "I told you so!". He points to the sign, points at himself then points to the camera mouthing those same words.

My friends who said Wicked wouldn't be good:
"Wow it's getting good reviews and it actually looks good!"

Me, this whole god damn time:

To quote Arnold Cunningham, "Am I doing this right?"