Jeffistall

Magic Friday Food For Thought:

What is possible when creatures become food?

Can you turn yourself into your own Commander?

Here is a starter pack:

asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar knuckle tats

It’s like the D&D Peasant Railgun.

for my birthday i humbly request that you patronize me patreon.com/rhysticstudies

A chair designed and painted to look like a rabbit sits in the corner with a disconcerting face.

Who wants to dissociate in the rabbit chair?

Wait what

I’m proud to make the cut. And also this is true

How fast you can swim determines what you can eat at the aquarium

Fun Fact: If you eat a bunch of fireflies you get real sad

Optimus Primus - Jerry was a Racecar

Eggs were the first skittles

Hey, @merriam-webster.com, what do you think about frogs?

Life Update: played with magic. Now Katy Perry is coming at me like a horse.

Whales: Big if true

French bread pizza is just half of a sandwich

Why haven't we celebrated Grimace's birthday these past 35 years?

computers should still banshee-scream at you when you log into the internet

Fully agreed from EQ to Oblivion.

I found a 20 year old text doc of a Lonely Island style 2-part song that my brother and I wrote about Oblivion during its launch.

Still from the television show Pepper Ann showing from left to right Nicky, Milo and Peppper Ann walking down a sidewalk next to a parking lot

if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit

Watch #StarCraft World Champs Serral and Reynor run tests on Light Bridges, their heads, and the effects of repeated impact!

Review the full episode here:
youtu.be/XTAgF_veJMg

#Science #Portal2 #Starcraft2 #BASILISK

Benevolent coworker has started leaving cedar logs in my cubicle for me to gnaw on, helping to keep my teeth sharp and my coat shiny and lustrous

I don't know, sleeping with the fishes sounds kind of adorable. Maybe there'd be tiny bunk beds, seaweed blankets, mermaid lullabies. Adorable.

I wish I was the Great British Baking Tent so I could eat every cake and digest the bones of Noel Fielding.

Goddammit I'm caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky. fuck

no

No

I vandalized the post by writing bread. It’s funny. Everyone is laughing.

I've been thinking about this for a while and I've decided the two most important skills you need in life are baking and vandalism

Thank goodness I found you this day.