Demian Linn

A bunch of turds cosplaying as TIER 1 OPERATORS but in real life. Fuck ICE.

Hate the new R6:Siege factions

The Ferrari SC40 looks better than the F80 and 849 Testarossa, these are my unsolicited and unwanted #CarThoughts

No doubt in league with the Iberian killer whale crew

So sorry to see this. Way too soon.

I, on the other hand, only want to know when action figures I can masturbate to are on clearance

(sorry, tortilla is on there, my mistake)

Love this but it's missing some important breads. Baguette, dinner roll, sourdough boule, milk bread, roti, spelt, brioche, tortilla, soda bread, arepa, pretzel, rye, Hawaiian roll

En route to Riyadh?

If ONE diplomat opted to make loud fart noises throughout the entirety of this speech, fascism would've been defeated, not joking.

I wrote a physical letter to Bob Iger and called him a bitch so maybe you still have some work to do.

I’m lookin’! (for work)

Please step down. You're not up to this job anymore.

So many other planets with sensible gun laws, and ape almost never kill ape there.

Oh wait that was Ted Danson on A Man on the Inside, don't mind me

My daughter was like, “Why don’t you dress like that?”

I still think about dumb things I said on podcasts 15+ years ago so you got that to look forward to

In my dreams, she replies with, “Are you a trustworthy person?” Pandemonium ensues, the entire administration topples

Kenworth 900l shift pattern difficulty level 9000

You know how some men think they could beat up a bear, or win a set versus Serena Williams, well I’m pretty sure I could drive this

It actually works for every title of every book.

The United States must nationalize Yahoo

Jeremy Clarkson has looked like shit for a long, long time.

My father has something like this. I don’t know that they ever really had a diagnosis, but he takes something as a preventative and carries a bee sting kit in case that doesn’t work.

Looking forward to that new Battle Popes

New #FactChecker —>> Despite incredible, unreal amounts of smoke, there is no evidence of fire

very charitable to suggest they did not know

Hit ctrl-A ctrl-C as the page loads and before the paywall pop up. The actual best New York Times game

Covering Political Hacks and Leaks Ahead of the Election (Published 2020)

@nytimes.com this you?

Unplayable

Picture of the exterior of Fifth Third (5/3) Bank, bearing a sign that says as much. Not a serious institution.

Putting all my money in the improper fraction bank

It’s shuttlecock season and, uh