Darth Something

the ad from above, but signed by Renee Jacobs (April O'Neil, with a "guess not...", Barry Gordon (Donatello, with a "YEAH RIGHT!"), Townsend Coleman (Michelangelo, with a "Still here!"), Rob Paulsen (Raphael) and Cam Clarke (Leonardo, with a "Crystal Ball, anyone?")

I think it's funnier that someone got this signed by the original Turtles.

I have so much respect for Greta Thunberg because she easily could have coasted on speaking gigs and Davos appearances for the rest of her life

Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he end...

Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals

I am literally a person who believes that it's best we come up with a general consensus on how we will integrate and not effectively enslave genuine AIs when they show up and
yet

I am capable of recognizing that LLMs are not that - this is like someone comparing anti-fracking protests with eugenics

ICE lied about the person it shot, claiming he was a "criminal," but NBC finds that he had no criminal history whatsoever. Not even traffic tickets in 12 years! It also lied about the extent of the injuries to its agents....

Complaining about cancel culture in Riyadh is one of the best examples I've seen of how "free speech culture" rots the brain.

ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil

ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil

A protestor outside of Walt Disney Studios today after they suspended #JimmyKimmelLive

“Did you even watch Andor?”

(via westernwilder | TW)

ANDOR creator Tony Gilroy compares Syril’s support for the Empire to people’s support for Donald Trump.

“I mean throw a stone in Washington DC or Mar-a-Lago right now…. Why sign onto this death ship? It’s because you’re afraid of something.”

(Source: youtu.be/iaqnHfa6n4E?...)

Google has been ordered to pay $425M for invading users’ privacy

• They continued to collect user data even when tracking was turned off

• Covers 98M users

(via BBC)

The homicide rate in the United States is down by 25% since 2020. But the homi-vibe rate is higher than ever.

whoever named them missiles wasn't very optimistic

Like M. Night Shyamalan?

Benny Safdie as Edward Teller

Until somebody throws a bigger sandwich

US Park Police now doing traffic stops in DC, and charged at me with a baton for filming closer than they liked

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

What

Eww

Good

Didn’t they have a screening of it a few months ago?

'Star Wars: A New Hope' will officially get a 50th anniversary theatrical re-release on April 30, 2027 🍿

Not sure there’s a better endorsement of Zohran’s politics than a random guy from another country thinking he should be able to meet with Zohran on demand because he is wealthy

The planet Jupiter glowing in thermal infrared, as seen by the Gemini North telescope. The gas giant gives off more heat than it receives from the Sun.

Credit: International Gemini Observatory​/​NOIRLab​/​NSF​/​AURA M.H. Wong

Justice Department Told Trump in May That His Name Is Among Many in the Epstein Files Bondi told president at the meeting that Justice also decided to not release more Jeffrey Epstein documents because of the presence of child pornography and the need to protect victims.

Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files.

If Big Time Rush came out today it would be called Brain Time Rot

Oh so you’re homophobic too. Good to know