Mike Pastore

There are more of us than there are of them.

Just a reminder, the layoffs in govt were just done out of spite, not necessity

Every time I feel like they run out of ways to admit they are absolute monsters, they find a new one.

How uncoupth...

Linda Yaccarino suddenly losing her limp as she walks away from X

Puberty blockers and hormones for cis kids: fine

Mastectomies for cis boys: fine

Puberty blockers for trans kids: ILLEGAL

Mastectomies for trans boys: ILLEGAL

welcome to rugpull nation

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

This country has seen some bad moments in the 61 years, 5 months, 16 days I’ve been on this Earth. But it has never, ever before come close to the supertoxic level of stupidity, mendacity, narcissism, nihilism, and moral apathy that threaten to destroy it today.

Introducing my new band, CALAMITOUS ORTBO.

Come for the Beer Hall Putsch, stay for the Reichstag Fire.

Welp.

There's a fine line between "loveable goof" and "bumbling fool."

My number one debugging tip is "go for a walk."

It's always risky to charge an old Li-ion battery after a long period of disuse but I wanted to see it boot up one last time. Amazingly you can still install the Android Wear app (now called Wear OS) from the Play Store and pair a Moto 360 to a modern phone running Android 15. Neat stuff.

Moto 360:
+ stainless steel case & band
+ wireless charging dock and charger included in the box
+ cute little chin
- hella old

Pixel Watch 3:
- aluminum case & plastic band
- only a charging cable included in the box
- no chin
+ not hella old

Pixel Watch 3 & Moto 360

Bit of a watch upgrade, courtesy of Google Fi. #hellomoto

Donald Trump's deportation plan causes 'panic' among farmers The news comes amid a warning that agricultural output will fall between $30 and $60 billion if Trump's flagship policy is carried out.

We won't need GLP-1 if we're all starving to death 👉🏻🧠

a blue lightning bolt is coming out of a pipe ALT: a blue lightning bolt is coming out of a pipe

If I block someone is this what happens to them?

This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.

Digging the Pixel 9 Pro!

Why try Bluesky infographic

I don’t know who made this graphic but it’s pretty good.

I quit Twitter two years ago ~today and other than a brief and feeble attempt at running a Mastodon server I've been away from microblogging and most other social media since. It's been great to find a new home that feels like Twitter circa 2009 and reconnect with people. I've missed y'all.

Walking around my house, looking at my phone muttering “don’t love that” over and over

Why not Homebrew?

If you're in line to make a joke about the Department of Government Efficiency having two co-chairs, STAY IN LINE.