Luke

while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.

Please sign and share to help this innocent man who not only didn’t pull the trigger, but the man who did got life without parole, while Sonny is set to be executed for a murder he didn’t commit on March 12th. Gov Kay Ivey needs to do the right thing.

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.

66 years old going 66 mph.

babe wait

A poster: "SOME PEOPLE WANT IT TO HAPPEN, SOME WISH IT WOULD HAPPEN, OTHERS MAKE IT HAPPEN.” - MICHAEL JORDAN

None pizza left beef

Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's

always keep em guessing

lying serenely in my death bed, at peace, ready. surrounded by my loved ones. telling them that if I find proof of a life beyond this one, I'll send a message back to my body to shit itself

Hey y'all.

A South African dev released a blackity black game during BHM and it's currently getting the usual suspects in the reviews.

Imma grab this up myself anyway, but can we all be some chums and help push the racists out of the reviews? 🙂

All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it

"Jebidiah! What hath thou done?"
"Thou bidden me to raze a barn, did you not?"
"I said raise!"
"Oh."

A tourist bunny walks into a small giftshop, selling seashells and nautical trinkets. The only one in the shop is sweeping up. It is a sunny summer afternoon

Daily bunny no.3224 is getting some souvenirs

Sorry, I can't watch the BIG GAME. I going to be busy watching videos of these tiny frogs that suck at jumping for the next 3-5 hours.

happy Super Bowl

brother, i know that's right

showing up to mortal kombat with what you feel is a pretty bad ass finishing move that's like, a huge fancy spin kick. probably a top ten finishing move at the tourney. you don't know there's gonna be monsters and sorcerers and shit yet. it's bull shit they don't tell you that

Mochi, a red and white corgi, with her head squished straight on against a wall. her nose is pushed to the side because of the squishing. her eyes are wide open.

we decided to do the test where you see if your dog would put their paw out before they hit a wall, and this was the result for Mochi lmao

[after learning all water on earth is just recycled through the eons]

me: one glass of dinosaur piss

waitress: we just call it water here, sugar

me: you know what it is though

waitress: I know what it is

a remake of Harry and the Hendersons, but the whole family is played by Lance Henriksen, and it's called... look you can see where I was going with this

thanos's purple hand, but now he's balancing a hot dog instead of a knife. he says "Perfectly balanced..."

my diet after they build a costco next door

see you there
😎
👉👉

What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie

頭が爆弾の文鳥。頭の導火線が発火し、口をあけ威嚇している。

A photo that appears to have a "gettyimages" watermark but the watermark is actually painted directly on the bridge.

This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.

if only the Matrix had been out by then

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look

thanos's purple hand, but now he's balancing a hot dog instead of a knife. he says "Perfectly balanced..."

my diet after they build a costco next door

please feel better soon