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Aaron Kohlbeck

@dexterhandsome.bsky.social

Has wooden teeth. Chases Moby Dick.

115 Followers  |  187 Following  |  45 Posts  |  Joined: 14.08.2023  |  1.7711

Latest posts by dexterhandsome.bsky.social on Bluesky


Logged back on to this app just so I could block the VP. Guess I could hang around more.

20.06.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to bed much happier than I thought I might.

Good job Wisco!

02.04.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard from so many people in 2020 wondering if I got caught in the riots. And I was like "What riots?"

They heard about the BLM protests and thought the city was burning down.

22.03.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Duffy sounds like the small town people I grew up with talking about the big city and how scary it is.

19.03.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Absolute unit

12.02.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2857    πŸ” 672    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 412
Actor Brian O'Halloran as a contestant on 'The Floor'

Actor Brian O'Halloran as a contestant on 'The Floor'

Left the TV on after the Super Bowl and 'The Floor' started. Casually watching until I saw someone in the crowd that looked familiar and was like "Is that Dante from 'Clerks'"?

It was Dante from 'Clerks'.

10.02.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is october 2023. drake just tied michael jackson in #1 hits. he worked so hard. he is so happy. whatever lays ahead, his future is bright.

10.02.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3445    πŸ” 271    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 8

I thought I didn't really care about this game, but man am I enjoying the Chiefs losing.

10.02.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still amazing Kendrick won a Grammy for a diss track.

10.02.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

01.02.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6306    πŸ” 1926    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 233
Gary Larson "Far Side" comic showing a student at the Midvale School for the Gifted pushing on a door marked 'Pull'

Gary Larson "Far Side" comic showing a student at the Midvale School for the Gifted pushing on a door marked 'Pull'

31.01.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Glass office door with handle and 'Push' sign above handle

Glass office door with handle and 'Push' sign above handle

Had to walk out of the office for something and totally pulled a Far Side on this door. Couldn't figure out why I couldn't get out for a hot minute.

31.01.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: *spends 15 minutes passing the buck*

Sean Duffy: "We will not pass the buck"

30.01.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Wisconsinite, I've hated Sean Duffy for much longer than most people.

30.01.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This press conference is certainly something. Took a bit longer to get to blaming DEI than I thought but it was so much worse than I thought it'd be.

30.01.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to keep saying this...

The BILLIONAIRES think the
poor,
disabled,
minorities,
women, and
disenfranchised,
have too much.
The BILLIONAIRES think that the homeless are getting too much help.
And the fucker has the balls to sell a bible.

30.01.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 923    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 1

Gonna change over to those once spring gets here. Seemed like now was the time for the green.

28.01.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Assembled Lego bonsai tree set

Assembled Lego bonsai tree set

#Lego night because sometimes you need to just build Legos.

I've had this bonsai tree for at least a year and a half so I figured it was time to put it together.

28.01.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking Chiefs. Fucking Eagles.

27.01.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't have a Reddit account, but I'm thinking of creating one just so I can upvote all the subreddits polling to ban links to X.

23.01.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

In mourning for David Lynch.

Never forget. In sequel season of Twin Peaks he plays an FBI boss who says to agents who disapprove of trans agent Denise
'Fix your hearts or die'

16.01.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 371    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

I might be able to do something with these and the leftovers from the other set I built.

14.01.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once I saw this alternate build, I had to get this set. Very happy with how it turned out.

14.01.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Lego Magical Unicorn Creator set built as the Millennium Falcon.

The Lego Magical Unicorn Creator set built as the Millennium Falcon.

I think I used the wrong instructions.

14.01.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

That's what I do as well!

14.01.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And @midwestphoto.bsky.social , this is all based on one person, so not scientific at all!

14.01.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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13.01.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is all based on personal experience, specifically with someone I know who always takes the first kind of group selfies.

13.01.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're in the center and make everyone else stand behind you, you need to be the center of attention.

If you're off to the side, you're just a part of the group.

If you're in the corner and cut off most of your face, there are too many people in the picture.

13.01.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've spent too much time thinking about where you position yourself when taking a group selfie and what it says about who you are.

13.01.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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