The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
10.10.2025 00:00 β π 1029 π 195 π¬ 22 π 45@celesteramsay.bsky.social
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The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
10.10.2025 00:00 β π 1029 π 195 π¬ 22 π 45What the actual fuck??? This is a really scary situation. This family is already facing death threats which is why they are leaving.
Because Dr. Bray is a scholar of anti-fascism.
LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
Benny Johnson Β« @bennyjohnson X.com BREAKING: DHS Secretary Kristi Noem stares down army of Antifa and a guy in a chicken suit from the rooftop of the ICE facility here in Portland. Noem says: "Hey; Guy in the chicken suit. You can do better. Too bad they are uneducated and ill-informed." Noem isn't chicken: [chicken emoji]
A view from the roof of the building. There are about 15-20 people visible in total, several of whom appear to be reporters. Most are holding signs. They arenβt even taking up the whole sidewalk. One guy is wearing a chicken suit.
This made me laugh so hard. Second screenshot is of the video posted by Benny Johnson of the event.
08.10.2025 01:13 β π 2108 π 543 π¬ 151 π 84Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as βinsurrectionβ with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.
07.10.2025 09:32 β π 4995 π 1829 π¬ 82 π 73As far as I can tell, I'm still subscribed to the lists and their owners can still add accounts to the lists, but you can't share them anymore. I think the word "bigot" in the description is the biggest trigger, so that should tell you something.
06.10.2025 13:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All of my block lists besides the one for annoying FB meme posters have been hidden. Out of all the block lists that I subscribed to, most are hidden now except for the content scrapers. There's almost no point in trying to make a moderation list you intend to be public.
06.10.2025 13:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it remains really funny that this site was spun up to be a crypto/rationalist platform and then old time weird twitter people and others started moving over here in spring 2023 and ever since management has been mad they're successful but not in the way they wanted
06.10.2025 04:27 β π 4983 π 774 π¬ 26 π 53Didnβt Zoom have a similar origin? They were developing some office suite with video conferencing that was public beta when COVID shutdown started and everyone needed a free download to WFH. Now they are a video conferencing biz and donβt seem that mad about it.
06.10.2025 13:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Immergut: I'm handling this on expedited basis, but defendants haven't provided new info.
SHE RULES FROM THE BENCH: I grant the plaintiffs motion for a second TRO based on reasons stated in previous order...
The feds, meanwhile, have not only their own (presumably paid) videographers creating content for them, but also an army of right wing activists (many with admin ties) churning out selectively shot and edited video to present the pro-government side of the situation. bsky.app/profile/seth...
05.10.2025 16:45 β π 146 π 46 π¬ 3 π 1Helicopters in the evening, then some guerilla rave down by the Springwater Trail thumping until 5AM, then about 7AM the cheering for the marathon started, and power tools will be running all day as we finish some home repairs. Is there any escape, from noise?
05.10.2025 17:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0photo taken outside of a dominoβs pizza showing two federal police officers exiting the dominoβs carrying probably 15 pizzas, and heading to their ugly police SUV.
close up of two federal police officers exiting a dominoβs location, carrying approximately 15 pizzas
close up of the front passenger side of a police SUV outside a dominoβs. passenger side door reads βfederal protective serviceβ βPOLICEβ and βHomeland Securityβ
saw some feds taking advantage of the amazing portland food scene at the dominoβs on 21st and division today
05.10.2025 01:51 β π 81 π 12 π¬ 9 π 9This one not from town but doing a good job of coverage. www.youtube.com/live/FW8ZfMb...
05.10.2025 04:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MORE: Immergut issued a stark warning that the efforts by Trump to make a bad-faith justification to call up the guard risked plunging the country into a form of unconstitutional military rule.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
The judge did seem a little skeptical when the US attorney could only point to social media posts from the president as to why this would be needed. GTFO
04.10.2025 23:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump-nominated federal judge grants Oregon' request for a temporary restraining order to block federalization of Oregon Nation Guard and deployment to Portland storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
04.10.2025 23:48 β π 103 π 34 π¬ 4 π 8I'm glad the PDX folks down at the ICE headquarters got my memo and they're blasting Stevie Wonder and Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute at them.
04.10.2025 23:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm about a mile away over the river and my windows are closed and we both started coughing and itching soon after this incident.
04.10.2025 21:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nick might have even been closer to the ground, and heβs completely unmoored from Portland.
04.10.2025 20:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Read this thread from a great Portland reporter! The New York Times running this story today is absolutely calculated. It has been positioning Portland for years as a progressive villain. Also: why send a reporter from the Bay when the NYT has at least two reporters who actually live in Portland.
04.10.2025 15:52 β π 274 π 87 π¬ 9 π 0i think i would prefer it if bluesky leadership was honest with how much they loathe having a large social media app that they never wanted, spun it off into separate company, and then went back off to Protocol Land where they never have to think about the opinions of plebeians ever again.
04.10.2025 06:44 β π 1388 π 179 π¬ 17 π 11JFC, they wanted to send paratroopers to Portland.
04.10.2025 01:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bsky corp is coiners, rationalists and neoreactionaries, atproto is full of stuff you'd only think was a good idea if you were a coiner, they got a fucking NFT grifter as an investor and board member, they chose Jesse Singal over the filthy queers waving handfuls of dollars at them, etc etc etc
29.09.2025 08:44 β π 120 π 37 π¬ 3 π 1And again.
04.10.2025 01:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Solid primer and timeline with an entertaining trip down memory lane to 2019 Portland in the middle. @michaelehayden.bsky.social even remembered that antifa made Andy drop his fruit.
04.10.2025 01:25 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Debra Messingβs journey from gay icon to racist troll with @emmavigeland.bsky.social, @mattlieb.bsky.social and @mattxiv.bsky.social youtu.be/2_YMlTus7tg?...
03.10.2025 21:56 β π 33 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0maybe the snow crash virus is actually just reading about real things happening daily
03.10.2025 00:42 β π 117 π 16 π¬ 6 π 0Fucking helicopters are back over the ICE office in Portland.
03.10.2025 02:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1The dipshit nazi kid clearly wanted to go viral, so I think this video needs to be shared far and wide.
02.10.2025 12:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0