Spoozalinni

Correction: …by writing a really shitty book.

That elbow strength tho

You’re a badass. Chin up, eyes forward

Nonononono!

Dayum 😍

Screenshot of 2 BlueSky posts. Mueller She Wrote said, “it felt good to wake up in America today.” And Onion Person said, “it never feels right when something good happens. We aren’t supposed to have hope at all.

Two wolves and so on

Nothing like writing a little pre-dawn grant proposal to get the blood coagulating

Put the pronouns back in the email

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.

by Ezra Klein

Spent last night in the cold and rain feeding 40+ unhoused people by going tent to tent throughout a neighborhood.
This morning, Dick Cheney is dead.
Good works are rewarded!

May Dick Cheney have felt every weight and worry of the world he crafted as he left it behind

grim reaper claw machine meme

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

Alt text: A post on X by Brianna Wu reads: “Trans sisters. I’m pretty sure I was wrong. I am sorry. I genuinely thought that as a trans woman, if I ceded some points with the gender critical crowd we could have a healthier conversation and arrive at better public policy. The problem is, they are getting crazier and more extreme. If you admit ‘trans women don’t belong in women’s sports,’ they agree, but call you a man the whole time. If you admit, ‘I understand I am a biological man, but this is how I want to live my life and talking about me like this is degrading,’ they scream about free speech. If you admit that hurtful language is part of free speech but you don’t have to associate with people that degrade you, they act like the victim and call you a man and then say you should be thrown in an insane asylum. It’s like this on everything. They are incapable of looking for a middle ground on bathrooms. They want maximalist policies on everything. They’d throw a fully transitioned, fully passing trans woman in male prison genpop and laugh as she got aids from being raped. I want a middle ground on so many of these policies. BUT THE FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEM IS THEY DO NOT. They enjoy degrading us, it’s fun for them. So, sisters. I genuinely don’t know what to do. I think many of our most extreme ideas are bad. But theirs are worse. So if I have to pick, I choose us. I wish there were a political vehicle for compromise and medical safeguarding. But that just simply does not exist.” The post timestamp reads 6:52 AM, Nov 1, 2025, with 39.6K views.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU???!!!

“Eating candy corn feels like eating wax”

Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?

The Jan 6 insurrection was successful, & now it gets to be preserved as a success by this administration it brought to power.

Been thinking about how to phrase this sensitively and can't do it so just gonna say it and apologise if it comes off bad: the tragic death of Lia Smith and so many others like her is the deliberate and designed end goal of the "gender critical" movement

Related: read Clan of the One Breasted Women by Terry Tempest Williams. cdn.penguin.co.uk/dam-assets/b...

A favorite!

At one of my last jobs I was so overworked that I cracked a tooth at my desk, spit it into my hand, and then finished the email I was sending. Our gens were broken into this practice 🙃

Fuck that twatwaffle

Louisiana #1 in escaped infected monkeys

It’s renowned as the least secure lab in the nation

Wait you have to give all your freelance earnings to charity? That’s an insane policy

Last week working for a wealthy narcissist princess. Here’s to moving out of functional depression and being free from this wretched old bag.

That’s St. Francis

Let a man dream

I’ve been enjoying my lunch walks in Oregon’s sweet leaves.

They say he’s a visionary

Guess we know why they were tossing random shit out of windows a few months ago

This playlist gets me every single time