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Shiny Trash!

Welcome back, Standard Time. I missed you.

You don’t need to make it this painful every game, guys. But thanks for the theatrics I guess?

I, for one, am glad the sentient fart known as Brady Tkachuk is not playing because the game is better without his shit spewing all over the ice.

If you made a drinking and one of the points was “every time they mentions Cousins’ in Preseason slashing Demidov”… you’d be in the hospital with alcohol poisoning by now.

Please stop trying to make GRR OTTAWA GRR RIVALRY happen. They’re literally the dumb neighbour who’s trying too hard.

I think the most dangerous part of that hit was the flying skates into the faces of whoever was on the Habs bench there. Also piss off, MacDouchid.

Good thing Cole is probably “too short” for Team USA considerations.

Ah finally, after a week of fuckery with the anthem from the baseball, the Habs roll out a proper anthem.

omg stop raining already 😭

Anyway. Eat shit, Kraken. I’m going to bed now.

Cole Caufield is fucking ridiculously. And he was angry!

Absolutely no reason to be here.

Lame.

2 powerplay goals? In this economy?

🎶 Tripping. Tripping all day long. 🎶

They have a functioning powerplay 🥹

Eat shit, Edmonton.

Someone is going to accidentally on purpose ring the puck into his fucking face.

Check their ProLine. The fuck is going on?

Stay on your fucking skates, McFloppy.

Y’all pissed off the Habs.

Take away his ref card.

Technically a hat trick.

I think someone pissed off Cole.

Finafuckingly didn’t hit the post this time 🙄

It’s too late for snacks. I hate late games.

Newhook has two goals! (Just one in the wrong net)