Sam

New seasons of Paradise and The Night Agent on my week off 🙌🏻

Hi Ernie 👋🏻

It took longer waiting to turn left than if she had just let me park! I was feeling confident on my skills again.

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I was about to parallel park, had my signal light on and my reverse lights on, and some bitch came right up behind me and kept moving up so I had to leave. Like wtf.
So then I decided to make an unprotected left turn and had to wait for traffic to clear and still made her wait

Thank you!!

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My work stuff also deleted when I turned on my new phone so I’ve spend the last 3 hours trying to download it and I’m finally like why the fuck am I doing this on my day off and my birthday. I worked 43 in 4 days, I don’t need to check my work email today.

Thank you!!

I got a new phone because my work stuff needed me to be updated to iOS whatever (and I really needed a new phone) but the new phone still has iOS 18. wtf. Please don’t make me download this liquid glass shit 😭

I thought the delivery driver didn’t give me the car charger I ordered which was the only reason I did a grocery order so I gave her 4 stars. But then I found it in a bag so I went back in a gave her an extra tip cause I’m a dumbass.
Please excuse me, my brain turned 35 today ☠️

Thanks!!

Almost convincing. But it’s my birthday tomorrow and I really don’t want to turn 35 in a blizzard 😵‍💫

Lol no way!

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There was like 2 inches of snow on the ground this morning as I was driving to work and when I emerged 11 hours later it was completely gone

I mean if you take 3-4 at a time it only lasts you a couple months 😂

He’s a delivery driver for WM but it’s not directly WM so there’s probably no dress code. Most people around here are ma ga so they’re ok with it.

He says the THEN was supposed to be an AND. Then he tried to blame it on his e-prescribing system.

NAH DUDE PROOF READ YOUR SCRIPTS. Changing that one word still didn’t make the script read how you wanted it to read!

A Dr sent over a control that said “1 BID for 28 days, THEN 1/2 QD for 28 days. Max 2/day.”

Dr calls after we dispense based on the written SIG and says we were supposed to know it’s 2.5 tabs daily.

I said sir that’s literally not what you wrote. It even says MAX OF 2 PER DAY.

There’s a delivery driver who always wears a fucking red ma ga hat and sometimes a tr*mp shirt and I straight up refuse to help him. If you’re still wearing that shit in public I know you have 0 morals and I will not interact with you.

Rxm made very pregnant rph feel like she didn’t get enough done this past weekend even though I know they worked their asses off. So she’s crying bc it’s her last day before maternity leave and she feels guilty leaving all this work.
I said “girl. You’re about to birth a baby. None of this matters”

Gene is trying to prove he could survive as an outdoor cat 😼

I love how people think they’re someone’s cats like they’ve never heard of a stray cat. Like lady this dude has a whole family and a (ex?) wife, I haven’t seen Roberta in a long time. Someone said they trapped a lot of cats at the top of our neighborhood so I wonder if some of my babies were caught

Yes, his name is Bert and he runs the neighborhood

I got 3 doses of Gardasil 4 in like 07/08 when it first came out and then updated myself with the 9 valent in 2024. Probably unnecessary but also not harmful.

I’m an over achiever and I’ve had 6 doses 😅

Saturday mornings on ABC!

I’d like to kms now ☠️

I’m sorry but if you have $500 a month to buy zepbound you shouldn’t also qualify for Medicaid. There’s children who can’t get school lunch because their family doesn’t have $3 but also doesn’t qualify for Medicaid because they’re “over the threshold”.

I haven’t seen Roberta in a few months so I let Bert be my 4th Valentine 🖤

I asked Gene what he got me for Valentine’s Day.

He said “nothing” and then demanded a churu 😼

Happy Valentine’s Day from my forever valentine 💕