amanda 🐝

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

My entire household has flu A and has been sick for a few days so I've been expecting to get sick once they start feeling better (typically trajectory for us).

So TELL ME WHY my fluvid test this morning was positive for flu B and COVID 🥲

(ok maybe not my dream job but one I really really wanted)
(and I still ended up with a similar position)

What do you MEAN the person who beat me out for my dream job quit after a month???

The end is nigh
(favorable)

Literally none of these challenges had an opportunity for placing movement, smh so boring
#TAR38

Kinda weird to end a European Adventure in New York City imo but idk what do I know
#TAR38

Wait is it really true that no one has won both #BigBrother and #TheAmazingRace? I know no one has done the trifecta (let alone won), and I know some BB winners have been on TAR, but you're telling me none of those have won TAR?

This is not just us going on vibes either.
For his, he got an offer to move to the next stage within a couple hours.
For mine, I asked a question about my likelihood as a candidate and got a direct, favorable response.

My husband and I both, independently in the past couple of weeks, have had an interview for a job go extremely well and then not get the job.

He's just method acting Bobby

…and I'm so here for it

You get notifications when people block you?
Has nobody ever blocked me or am I dumb 😂

A short-sleeved, crochet sweater. It's striped in light/dark teal, light/dark tan, and ivory.

I finally finished my first crochet wearable, and it's bittersweet. Not for the reasons you think…I hated the whole project start to finish but I'm so proud of myself for finishing it AND I basically freehanded it.

Man I hate self-evaluations

I don’t really care if AURORA BOREALIS NORTHERN LIGHTS happened to you. It should have happened to me instead.

Why did Joseph and Adam not just…pick a closer station…?
#TAR38

two men are looking at a tablet and one of them is saying who hurt you Alt: two men are looking at a tablet and one of them is saying who hurt you

My rockstar tech, who has basically never called out, texted me this morning in a panic that she wasn't feeling well and couldn't come in and "please don't fire me?"

This woman is on my fantasy team 😂 💯

Some people's teachers didn't have an "ask 3 before you ask me" rule and it shows

How to annoy your coworkers:
When they play "Supermassive Black Hole" on the pharmacy's Bluetooth speaker, say, "Oh, it's the baseball song!"

Wait I just remembered there's also a networking event tonight that I wanted to go to 😭

I need a cloning machine

I can't watch #Survivor or #TAR tonight because my internet friends are group watching Hocus Pocus ( #Spooktober )

Worth it, sure, but I also legit don't know when I'll be able to watch before next week

Vince is a cautionary tale about how you can literally live your dreams and still be miserable if you don’t do the internal work to get your mind and spirit right. #bb27

This accomplice reveal would carry a lot more weight if they had actually done something with the twist after day 1

Please can we not talk about the Katherine and Rylie of it all 😬
#BB27

a man in a blue hoodie is sitting in a car and making a funny face Alt: Man smirks and says "alright"

Julie: "Make a statement but keep [your vote] a secret!"
Jury:

Question #1: "Vince, why was your social game so ass?"

[10 minutes later…]

Morgan: "Vince, what was the strongest part of your game?"
Vince: "My social game!"

#BB27

These questions be like
Ashley: gurl why u so awesome??? 😎
Vince: why you always crying 😐
#BB27

a person is adjusting the radio in a car and the display reads 26.9 Alt: aggressively pulling a car's gear shift down

Lawyer mode: ON
#BB27