Kristi Harrison

I forgot to tell you that a cocker spaniel waved at me today.

Thinking of starting a podcast to talk about September 2025 classroom behaviors.

Ray Boltz’s song “Thank You” but everyone in heaven is thanking me for my monthly Wikipedia donation

How can a Kristi go so bad? We are not a serious people. Kristis are meant to be nice and fun and nonthreatening, why else would we have that stupid i at the end of our stupid 70s name?

Lil’ bit addicted to AI generated celebrity baby videos during these historic times

God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes.

Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thrilled for you! Congratulations!

Jeremyquai

people hate on hamburger helper but that shit slaps idc

TOO SOON

I’ve eaten so many tamales

Modeling journal prompts is my favorite part of teaching kindergarten.

(Looking at my own house) ok what would a housekeeper do in this situation

Every day I look at the standards I’m supposed to teach and I say (scrappily) “ok but we’re gonna teach this standard MY way” and then I put on my sunglasses and I go pick up my students from the playground

Update: not ready

I think I’m old enough to try to listen to jazz again. Wish me luck! 🤞

fun socks throwing me off at goodwill