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Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

Your School House Rock moment......

Seen on Threads: “At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to *rent* the libs.”

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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

Robert Sheehan too?!

Sunday March 23 Schumer will be at:

The Ann and Jerry Moss Theater--New Roads School

Herb Alpert Educational Village 3131 Olympic Blvd. Santa Monica, CA 90404

Pushing his book and charging $50 per seat.

3-4:15 PDT.

Anyone in the area might want to say hi and let him know how we feel.

Unearthed a @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social & @hankgreen.bsky.social artifact while cleaning out a bookcase

You should be ashamed. You & every Senate Dem who voted Yes should immediately resign. We need people with spines to protect us. Fight back for once instead of caring more about your image. Your image is gone.

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

Relatable

T W E N T Y?!?!?! I think I need to lie down.

In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.

@governor.ca.gov hey Governor Newsom— your constituents who are federal employees have been asked to give 5 bullet points on their jobs. Can you give us 5 bullet points on what you’ve done to help those constituents?

@repmarkdesaulnier.bsky.social hey Rep DeSaulnier— your constituents who are federal employees have been asked to give 5 bullet points on their jobs. Can you give us 5 bullet points on what you’ve done to help those constituents?

@padilla.senate.gov hey Senator Padilla — your constituents who are federal employees have been asked to give 5 bullet points on their jobs. Can you give us 5 bullet points on what you’ve done to help those constituents?

@schiff.senate.gov hey Senator Schiff— your constituents who are federal employees have been asked to give 5 bullet points on their jobs. Can you give us 5 bullet points on what you’ve done to help those constituents?

Happy to follow you here too (ditched the X as well). Been watching old L&O recently as a way to decompress from everything, and Lennie gives me at least a smile a night. Hopefully all your past connections can find you where the sky is bluer 💙

Can you choose to band together with your fellow senators and stop his administration from killing us all?

This is probably the most accurate take.

Big Professor Farnsworth energy.

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

Spectacular, gimme 14 of them right now 😁😁

Memos have been distributed to instill fear, warning federal employees that layoffs will begin if not enough people accept Elon’s buyout. This no longer feels voluntary.

Chucky, my dude, YOU IS CONGRESS. How’s about you act NOW?!?

Do you know someone there you can talk to about it? That whole taking action thing? Like… a friend? Close relative? Or are you too busy making pithy jokes to HELP THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHO DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS?

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

Hey @warren.senate.gov thanks for the fundraising email. I can’t spare anything right now because there’s a literal coup happening, and all my brain space is taken up by wondering WHERE Congress is and WHY all of you REGARDLESS of party aren’t outside OPM demanding answers and physically removing EM