Sensei The Defender

*lies

My advice to the mayor would be to play Trump like a fiddle. Smile, compliment, smarm, give gifts - all to secure the present and future for your constituents.

Is it okay to lie to Congress? You know, the ones who represent all Americans, at least in theory?

Nearly every detail was fabricated… except the Trump whore part.

The UK being the hero on dental care was not on my bingo card at all...

They didn't even vet high level appointees in their own government.

Jesus. Maybe he really DID slob' that knob.

According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.

Similar to the racism of lowered expectations, no one ACTUALLY thinks Trump is smart, or does the job of being president, so him not doing it hardly seems worth mentioning.

Hi, Taliban!

Trump's FAA is an actual disaster.

We didn't say we wanted him martyred, only that we will party after he dies.

I can become a violent criminal if that will help.

Shit stain.

MAGA is totally about identity politics. Not white = not American to them.

Bitch fit.

Don't worry. When you wake up tomorrow, Charlie Kirk will still be dead, and we can start to forget him. You know how often you think of worthless Rush Limbaugh? It'll be like that.

The world is better now that Charlie Kirk is not in it.

Please send me a list of the people I am no longer allowed to criticize. Thank you.

I try to learn something every day. Unfortunately, what I learned yesterday is that a person can be more annoying dead than alive.

Charlie Kirk is more annoying dead than alive. Quite a feat.

Stetson Law should revoke her degree. Disgraceful ethics, but does not appear to be able to pass high school civics, let alone get a law degree.

"Ignore history, endanger children" is a huuuge part of the GOP platform though.

#cats Foster kittens having a nap after lunch.

Threatening HBCUs after a white guy shot Kirk, a racist white guy is just confirming that Kirk was racist.

Is he the one who couldn't satisfy his wife sexually, or was that another right-wing influencer?

Hey, Katie. You're probably a bitch, too.

Three true things: Charlie Kirk was a miserable failure as a human. He should not have been shot. The world is better without him in it.

Well, we know he wasn't shot in the face. No one's that good.

So, don't act like conservatives have acted for forever because they would get mad at us for acting like them and then ramp up their act and murder us all? 'k.