jackie

americans inventing the protest: imagine, for one day, nobody buys a hamburger

fuck it. patty melt

letting everyone know its the perfect time of year to listen to cassadaga and wail

reskeet if you love trans women and think america should pay for it's crimes on a global scale

don’t worry, they’d have to provide some kind of comprehensive healthcare to keep us fit to toil for that many decades

youve heard of the everything shower, but are you ready for the nothing bath?

everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age

me at 43: Children Should Be Allowed To Vote Monthly On Which Congressperson To Leave Upside Down At The Gas Station

nothing quite like getting paid in your luteal phase to make you wanna eat the rich

seeing any picture of a man at burning man rn and asking myself “is that tom sandoval?”

choosing tattoo placements based on how easily i can keep them out of bathwater

insert “my pussy tastes like” joke here since i’m a lana fan now

me and the bad bitch i pulled by refusing to deny myself love and openness in spite of a loss so vast and deep that it threatens to black out the sky

when youre femme4femme with a goth gf

this whole platform is like “you just want clout” “no YOU just want clout” whole time theyre both positively jonesing for clout. much more transparently than the predecessors.

feeling so milf-coded

hey, do you guys remember peach?

gene wilder was hot in his day, anyway, but…

thinking about french ppl saying “ben oui” during sex. im cracking up

its actually an extremely normal outcome and could have manifested much worse