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read this one in high school and remember loving it then. i get the distinct sense that if i read it again now i would not love it

06.09.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh you're an unusual person.

02.07.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

accusing rascal of "yellow journalism" over a free article btw

01.07.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it wasn't one sentence, it was an entire page. an explanation of the entire thesis of the game.

01.07.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have no moral or ethical qualms with rebel scum's content. i can respect that drivethrurpg is being consistent in their ruling, i still think their ruling is stupid and have no issues with how level 9 handled this. if anything this post lessens my view of drivethru more than the rascal article did

01.07.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as for "making bank on notoreity" a) afaik level 9 wasn't doing that at the time the article was written, and b) so?

01.07.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the rascal news article literally says it was level 9's decision to pull the game

01.07.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they also claim that rascal news "stopped just short of calling them fascists", which isn't true. if anything, the rascal article calls them centrists.

01.07.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like they just re-state their reasoning for banning the game, which are the same reasons stated in the rascal article, and then post the questions rascal asked them, which all seem fair.

01.07.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

?? doesn't this just re-confirm everything in the article? i see no major contradictions between this post and the article

01.07.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

REALIS is a good recent example of a game like this. canon setting that is important and can't be ignored, but literally thousands of moons orbiting a huge weird star/gas giant, which players can make up themselves.

25.05.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BUT i do also very frequently see the extreme of this, where too many games are like "idk, do whatever." i like a middle-ground, where there IS a setting, but said setting gives lots of room for player creation and making the world unique to a given group.

25.05.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

see, i like it when games do allow the players/GMs to be able to make the game's setting more "their own" because it allows for more player ownership, and IME a lot of players are uninterested in reading a ton of lore before character creation and playing.

25.05.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didnโ€™t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

18.05.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4725    ๐Ÿ” 563    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

hard to get emotionally invested in the idea of cassian andor and bix having a son cuz i know they named that poor fuckin kid something stupid like Jervik or Plix.

17.05.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the healing power of going "man, who gives a shitt" and moving on

16.05.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2290    ๐Ÿ” 1226    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

i don't agree with the guy tbh but nothing about what he was saying read as baiting to me? idk it's dice games, i just genuinely do not see a reason to get actually mad about the way other people play them. what does that matter? what weight does any of this conversation hold, beyond entertainment?

30.04.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey man why are you so aggressive about this

30.04.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there was a storyline with some gross underage stuff that was apparently written by one rogue dev and they had to immediately make a patch that took the whole thing out.

30.04.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you say your cause is just but whyโ€™s your fireball dark purple bro. whatโ€™s up with that bro

29.04.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2721    ๐Ÿ” 1390    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
Homestar Running and Strong Bad connected by a backpack, akin to Banjo-Kazooie. Strong Bad is walking with Homestar on his back, and Homestar is imitating Kazooieโ€™s bebebese. Strong Bad says, โ€œNot gettinโ€™ a word, man.โ€ Alternately, Homestar is running at full speed with Strong Bad flailing on his back. Strong Bad yells โ€œhey beak-breath! all the golden whatsits are back in that-a-direction!โ€

Homestar Running and Strong Bad connected by a backpack, akin to Banjo-Kazooie. Strong Bad is walking with Homestar on his back, and Homestar is imitating Kazooieโ€™s bebebese. Strong Bad says, โ€œNot gettinโ€™ a word, man.โ€ Alternately, Homestar is running at full speed with Strong Bad flailing on his back. Strong Bad yells โ€œhey beak-breath! all the golden whatsits are back in that-a-direction!โ€

i just want to put them in a banjo-kazooie situation

23.04.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2650    ๐Ÿ” 986    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

fornite

21.04.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

20.09.2023 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1774    ๐Ÿ” 483    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

i've seen at least two dnd youtubers talk about how they do, in fact, play and enjoy non-dnd ttrpgs, but that videos about those just don't do as well as dnd videos. which is just kinda sadder really

17.04.2025 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not many people know this, but every microwave hosts a fraction of the divine presence and if your food is cold in the middle it's because your soul is too full of desire โ˜๏ธ

11.04.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 789    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

reading this post in the voice of forest whitaker in andor

10.04.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

an american hamburger would be considered such a treat by the humble velociraptor

23.03.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 237    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

this article is entirely about how the costuming in the movie looks bad. it does not criticize rachel zegler or call the movie woke. the article is free to read.

19.03.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

?? i get there's like an annoying culture war thing about this movie but it is a bad looking movie. it's the usual live action disney remake slop.

19.03.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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