When I adopted my guy, his name was Odin. He does NOT look like an Odin. It quickly became his middle name. Meet Fred Odin Fletcher III.

Well yeah, if you consider hate speech to be part of free speech.

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

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ATTN: VA EMPLOYEES. I would recommend against using the Office of Accountability & Whistleblower Protection. In 2019, the VA Inspector General found that Trump used OAWP to TARGET whistleblowers. Contact democrats on congressional veterans affairs committees instead.

Ukrainian soldiers on the frontline mockingly ask Trump if they can come out of the trenches now since he "ended the war".

Never feel bad for hiding noisy toys. When my son was like 5, my brother gave him models with a million tiny ass pieces. Those toys, if opened, went into the trash, or were given away if they were unopened. #noregrets

Speaker: All mothers are proud of their sons

Mrs. Hegseth (shouting in background): NOT MY SON HE'S A PIECE OF SHIT

If I ever have a significant other, I hope their family isn’t the kind to get all dressed up. I can avoid a Turkey Trot by drinking on sidelines of the race route, but I can’t hide sweats when everyone else is fancy

Listen, Lacy Chabert, we don’t look gift snowmen in the mouth. If the hot dummy wants to make you dinner and drinks, LET THE SNOWMAN MAKE ULYOU DRINKS.

#HotFrosty

I love how the doctors doctors rec is “why don’t you take the snowman home and try out the equipment

#HotFrosty

Why does the snow sculpture have nipples? I’m assuming he has a peen too because the scarf is covering it

#HotFrosty

It’s hot dummy holiday season. Gimme all the cheesy Christmas movie recs. #hotfrosty