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@vandanaz.bsky.social

Dana V, they/them. ND nomad, occasionally clever, optimistically cynical - nonbinary, nonmonogamous and pretty much just this person, y’know.

330 Followers  |  1,099 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 03.09.2024  |  1.7228

Latest posts by vandanaz.bsky.social on Bluesky

Black cat with copper eyes named Fiasco on white bed with black background.

Black cat with copper eyes named Fiasco on white bed with black background.

Awww, yes we are!!

27.01.2025 23:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yum, the freedom fries of - water.

26.01.2025 00:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I haven’t bought a single wireless back smoothing bra all week. That’s CRAAAAAZY.

26.01.2025 00:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pro tip: You eventually circle back to them being quirky goofs - you just gotta go down the mental illness aisle first.

25.01.2025 20:36 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Absolutely

22.01.2025 04:36 — 👍 7672    🔁 1483    💬 102    📌 65
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What I imagine the White House looks like right now

21.01.2025 13:05 — 👍 14788    🔁 1839    💬 327    📌 82
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You are here:

21.01.2025 10:42 — 👍 34831    🔁 7731    💬 498    📌 437
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Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

20.01.2025 12:30 — 👍 100823    🔁 26347    💬 861    📌 776

Community? Fuck yeah! 💜I’ll bring the baked goods and mutual aid.

19.01.2025 17:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m full of righteous anger right now. They’ve aggravated my overdeveloped sense of justice. Matching speech bubbles on my profile pics? Did they think we wouldn’t SEE IT? RAAAWR!!!!!

19.01.2025 17:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know that feeling when you discover a partner has done something behind your back and you’re just waiting for them to admit it? That’s how I feel about TikTok right now. #curseyoursuddenbutinevitablebetrayal #MetaTok #statecontrolledsocialmedia

19.01.2025 04:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We’ll be finding out very soon that TT has already been bought and paid for - by Meta. The signs are all there.

19.01.2025 03:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Snowball on the ground, having fallen from a height.

Snowball on the ground, having fallen from a height.

Oh, fleeting crown of frost, fallen from thy plastic throne. Once radiant in crystalline glory, now reduced to ice upon the ground. Yet in thy melting, there is no shame—only the quiet return to the earth, a brief, glimmering testament to winter’s tender impermanence.

16.01.2025 02:47 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Snowball update: Still there. Turning to ice, and would definitely hurt someone if launched at snowball speeds. High entertainment for the Floridian in E. TN. Stay tuned!!

15.01.2025 17:05 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Melting snowball on top of a plastic bush.

Melting snowball on top of a plastic bush.

Endlessly amused by this snowball that was placed on my hotel’s faux greenery after the storm four days ago. Apparently, so are the hotel staff, because it’s - still there.

14.01.2025 20:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can confirm. I questioned myself out of every societal box I ever got dropped into.

12.01.2025 03:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

14.12.2024 12:49 — 👍 45956    🔁 10404    💬 1223    📌 638
Fiasco the disaster kitty, black with copper eyes, sitting in a basket.

Fiasco the disaster kitty, black with copper eyes, sitting in a basket.

That’s a Fiasco? This is ALSO a Fiasco!

21.11.2024 02:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

For at least 24 hours. ;)

20.11.2024 02:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Road trippin’ home with Fiasco. Gave her a little co-pilot time, and she asked to control the aux. When asked about her playlist, she gave me this look, which could only mean one thing. 5 straight hours of Gothpunk Jazz.

19.11.2024 03:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The thing about Twitter versus Bluesky is that the right needs liberals on Twitter to make it feel worthwhile, whereas the left doesn’t need conservatives on Bluesky to make it feel worthwhile.

17.11.2024 04:08 — 👍 41857    🔁 5763    💬 1318    📌 512

Bliss.

17.11.2024 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw someone doing one of their cat and the crafty zone in my brain got all iiitchy! 🪡

17.11.2024 03:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bliss. Just. Bliss. #blockatiel

17.11.2024 03:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Waterfall pouring into a clear pool of water.

Waterfall pouring into a clear pool of water.

Instagram is all videos now and I miss the days when my photography had a fighting chance of being seen. So here’s an Oregon waterfall from a few years ago.

15.11.2024 21:25 — 👍 35690    🔁 1279    💬 829    📌 58

Shun them. Block them. Make this your happy place!

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17.11.2024 03:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Copper eyed black British Shorthair in a hotel sitting among shoes.

Copper eyed black British Shorthair in a hotel sitting among shoes.

So, we post rainbows and cats here? Excellent. #Cat. #FiascotheDisasterKitty

17.11.2024 03:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a stuffed animal is holding a cup and saying i 'm in . Alt: a stuffed animal is holding a cup and saying i 'm in .

So, blocking swaths of people that make my wrinkles wrinkle HAS to be the best feature of this app.

17.11.2024 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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