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@jordansbrock.bsky.social

She/her. UglyDog, author, fangirl, dog mom, gamer, queer.

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This is SPECTACULAR!

31.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Halloween costume! She wants to go trick or treating as Mazikeen.

30.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

On the advice of Mazikeen the borzoi cupcake eater, she recommends investing in carbs and other delicious snax.

30.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Wooly white husky puppy with mud on one cheek and her snoot.

Wooly white husky puppy with mud on one cheek and her snoot.

The backyard is pure mud. Ask me how I know. #UglyDogs

30.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Xena the Warrior Princess won’t go out in the rain because her little toes might get wet.

30.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wet leaves stick to fur beautifully, mom!!!

30.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A backyard that’s mostly mud and holes, with sparse grass.

A backyard that’s mostly mud and holes, with sparse grass.

Two hours of hard rain and thunder turned our backyard into the WWI front. This is gonna be a great weekend for he dogs. And our floors.

30.10.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s doing better? πŸ’•

30.10.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sending all the love and good wishes, from our whole pack. πŸ’•

29.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Wooly white husky puppy upside down on a wood floor and white blanket.

Wooly white husky puppy upside down on a wood floor and white blanket.

Aleya is really growing into a dramahusky. #UglyDogs

29.10.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Then I realized there was nothing to fix, at least not inside me.

I divorced the husband who constantly pressured me into sex I didn’t want, moved across the country, and married the most wonderful woman who’s also asexual.

Aces out there, I promise you’re not broken! You’re amazing! πŸ’•

28.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was in my late 30s when I read an article on asexuality and realized it described me. That revelation provided many answers, but it presented me with a β€œproblem” that turned out to not be a real problem at all.

I spent ten years looking for a doctor to β€œfix” my asexuality.

28.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@blairbraverman.bsky.social Speaking of dogs and ghosts, read the second picture! #UglyDogs

28.10.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Possibly even as a Sherlock crossover.

28.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that you manifested this. AO3 is going to have an influx of Hot Shelob (which autocorrected to Sherlock) stories.

28.10.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Upside down wooly white husky puppy with her feont leg in her mouth

Upside down wooly white husky puppy with her feont leg in her mouth

Nom? #UglyDogs

28.10.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary…”

Ayy chaps, what’s up?

β€œI, but…”

It’s me, Bloody Murray, you called yeah?

β€œNo Mary, Bloody…”

Oh bad luck, you should enunciate a bit better next time. Anyway I brought some crisps and an Xbox controller, you don’t mind if I crash here tonight? Hey, pizza…

28.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The worst part of them is you have to fasten the collar two-fingers tight. I’m always scared to overdo it, and the collar always ends up too loose and slipping.

28.10.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know e-collars have a bad rep, but an e-collar with a vibrate function can give you that connection. You’d just have to train her slowly that vibrate = β€œgo to human and get a treat/pets/love.” And usually they have a good distance range.

27.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Same!!! I can’t wait until Aleya has a nice, long coat, though we’re still working on brush training.

27.10.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the beauty treatment. Mud makes her look more mature.

27.10.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#UglyDogs

27.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I found my lost crochet hook.

This is the day’s major accomplishment.

27.10.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Want more crust?
Roll in the dust!

27.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure it’s also influenced by their love of AC vents.

27.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Born 2/22, so eight months!

27.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to predict winter by how fluffy Bucky got in the fall, but he was always all about the wishful thinking, not accuracy.

27.10.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Her first decree would be for the players to dig more holes in the turf so they can keep cool and get at the beautifying mud hiding under all that silly grass.

27.10.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man and a dog are walking through a lush green forest . Alt: a man and a dog are walking through a lush green forest .labyrinth movie, Sir Didymus riding on his trusty shaggy dog steed
27.10.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! ❀️ He insisted on lurking in the doorway of the bathroom where I kept her. She was only four or five weeks old, so way too small to roam the house, but Bucky was VERY WORRIED about his tiny new friend!

27.10.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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