Kyle 🌭🥣

Detroiters: Tommy and Lea wearing De2roit shirts on Good Morning Detroit.

Simple choice for where to go tonight between Aqua and Haunted House.

Shouldn't the MVP be able to put teams like the Jets and Falcons away earlier without having to resort to game-winning drives?

Such an underappreciated joke. Nice one, eh!

Oh, did they win a Super Bowl?!? I wonder who their coach was.. I feel like it hardly ever gets mentioned.

Sorry. I had 3 hot dogs for lunch. I'm starving.

Sam telling the priest from the funeral "I hope you don't think you deserved any of those laughs".

Beautiful service, though.

The turnaround from 2003 to 2006 was so insane. Fitting that the only real comparable is the Lions from Patricia to Campbell.

If they do that, there’s very little chance they re-sign Hutchinson. So they give up 3 firsts and get older and maybe marginally better at the position going forward. Why would a team that has traditionally drafted well make that trade?

What was their pre-season record in the 0-16 season?

If she's got a problem with it, she should just get out.

Honestly, Johnny Cash.. I get it. You did what you had to do.

Honestly, I think I'm just more of a fan of Billy's song.

OPS is the most ridiculous but perfect baseball stat. It means absolutely nothing practically. It's adding 2 completely different metrics measured independently on different scales and yet somehow is a perfect measure of a hitter's overall ability.

I don't get it.

Is this graphic just supposed to be click bait? You just throw ridiculous numbers in the graphic to get people to read the article but then use realistic O/U numbers in the article when you need to actually back them up?

I don't want to ever be the guy giving the league the benefit of the doubt BUT!!!!

... I think there's a chance that none of these picks want to be the first guy in the 2nd who signs a non-guaranteed contract because it will set the precedent for everyone after him.

Maternity leave is paid through employment insurance. Employees are paying into this program, likely paying more than they will get out of it through maternity leave.

This isn’t funded through general taxation.

Just watched this one this week. The sad panda face at the end warmed my heart.

That's his quote. They have to pay him that, even if he does a bad job.

DEVEREUX!!!!!!!

CNN is the deputy chief in Die Hard who complains that John McClain got some of the officers covered in glass during a hostage situation.

"Glass? Who gives a shit about glass?"

Sounds like DEI to me. Thought that was illegal.

... Does RFK Jr know that the administration is now supporting vaccination?

A loss this weekend makes relegation a near mathematical certainly (9 points back with 3 to go). This is grim.

That actually can’t be true because they got among the lowest draft grades in the league.

Trade them all for a 2026 3rd. Problem solved.

I'm a Lions fan so just look at how badly their 2023 draft class was ranked! Ask Amon-ra St Brown how many WRs were drafted ahead of him in 2021. No one knows anything.

For sure.

And I bet that's a reason you see so many draft grades where every team gets a B+ or higher because fans like reading about how good their teams are. None of it's real and there are no repercussions to being wrong.

Draft grades are a measure of how well an NFL team followed a random internet pundit's draft board.

I feel like in many cases, a low grade should be considered a badge of honour.

I liked it better when I didn't know that this happened. This revelation has ruined my day.

So that's 5 minutes to walk off stage, get into his car, drive 8.7 miles, get on a plane, get off the plane, get into another car, and drive another 14.9 miles, park, and then walk into the conference room at the stadium.

Forget the stupid trades: the logistics stretch reality beyond reason.